# Can't pay your rent?  Want to start a business but can't get a loan?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 21, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334 "2007-10-21T12:53:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/1 "2007-10-21T12:53:14Z")

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Then obviously, sew your mouth shut, put on an iron mask, shackle yourself to a bed, and demand that the government give you what you want.

> **[Man Sews Mouth, Dons Iron Mask in Protest Against Government](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/10/21/man-sews-mouth-dons-iron-mask-in-protest-against-government.html)**
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> An unemployed man in Colombia has sewn his mouth shut and locked himself behind an iron mask to demand the government attend to family's desperate economic plight.

:lolham:

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/2 "2007-10-21T12:57:39Z")

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Wow, +1 for creativity -elevity billion for lack of logic.

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**Author:** ![BDR5oh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bdr5oh/32/7315_2.png) [@BDR5oh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR5oh)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/3 "2007-10-21T12:58:16Z")

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“I AM IRON MAN” …

LOL

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/4 "2007-10-21T13:10:01Z")

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From the article:  
Aldana currently is living in a neighbor’s house, where he sits in bed with his hands and legs shackled in chains.

Fucking mooch… Jeesh… 🙂

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/5 "2007-10-21T13:18:34Z")

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Sewn shut eh? Hopefully he dies of malnutrition soon.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/6 "2007-10-21T14:36:42Z")

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don’t have kids you can’t support

/thread

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/7 "2007-10-21T15:58:28Z")

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[quote=“ly555is,post:6,topic:37334"”]

don’t have kids you can’t support

/thread

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xelevendybillion

dont be a dummy, shoot it on her tummy

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**Author:** ![justagolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58956e/32.png) [@justagolf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justagolf)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/8 "2007-10-21T16:17:32Z")

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[quote=“ly555is,post:6,topic:37334"”]

don’t have kids you can’t support

/thread

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If the world understood this concept we wouldn’t have a population problem and would have much less of a poverty problem.

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**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/9 "2007-10-21T17:51:26Z")

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[quote=“justagolf,post:8,topic:37334"”]

If the world understood this concept we wouldn’t have a population problem and would have much less of a poverty problem.

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things change

shit happens

Im sure at one point he may have been able to support his family.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/10 "2007-10-21T18:00:28Z")

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:bsflag: Fox News reports nothing but the total objective truth. If he had gotten his liveliehood (how the fuck do you spell that???) taken away by his government then Fox would have specified that.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/11 "2007-10-21T19:12:55Z")

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Bondage, hawt.

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**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/12 "2007-10-22T05:11:25Z")

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[quote=“Fry,post:10,topic:37334"”]

:bsflag: Fox News reports nothing but the total objective truth. If he had gotten his liveliehood (how the fuck do you spell that???) taken away by his government then Fox would have specified that.

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livelihood, you were close, I only know because I looked it up, trust me I would have never come as close as you did.:biglaugh:

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/13 "2007-10-22T05:23:48Z")

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[quote=“Fry”"]

Then obviously, sew your mouth shut, put on an iron mask, shackle yourself to a bed, and demand that the government give you what you want.

[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303812,00.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303812,00.html)

:lolham:

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-pay-your-rent-want-to-start-a-business-but-cant-get-a-loan/37334/14 "2007-10-22T05:37:18Z")

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![http://www.impawards.com/1998/posters/man_in_the_iron_mask.jpg](http://www.impawards.com/1998/posters/man_in_the_iron_mask.jpg)
