# Can't Sleep **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 11, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300 "2004-08-11T21:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/1 "2004-08-11T21:49:13Z")
I have to leave for New Lexington, Ohio at 5AM. My hearing is at 9AM. Hopefully the fine isn’t too big. I cut my hair, dyed it back to brown, and bought some REALLY “businessman” clothes to wear to the hearing… I’m hoping the judge sees this “nice, wholesome, preppy kid” and gives me a break. I keep thinking about that scene in Cannonball Run where the guy says: “Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations’s most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let’s stay positive: Think of the fact that there’s not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding… although I’m not so sure about Ohio.” If you don’t hear from me, they probably gave me the chair… ---
**Author:** ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/2 "2004-08-11T21:51:45Z")
what’s the charge? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/3 "2004-08-11T21:55:14Z")
> [@OnTheRun710](#): > > what’s the charge? driving under suspension. i was pulled over because i “didn’t make a complete stop before turning right at a red light”. total bullshit. i stopped, wondered whether i should go left or right, and then turned right. also, the cop was about 1/3 mile away when i did this. at a 90 degree angle from me. there’s no way he could know whether i did or not. i think he saw a nice car (not mine) with an out of state plate and figured he’s get me for something. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/4 "2004-08-11T21:56:36Z")
pound it a little :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/5 "2004-08-11T21:56:53Z")
bastard ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/6 "2004-08-11T21:57:22Z")
i hope you dont go to jail tomorrow…ps dont drive yourself there:D ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/7 "2004-08-11T21:59:12Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > i hope you dont go to jail tomorrow…ps dont drive yourself there:D amanda’s driving me. and they said over the phone that since i don’t have a record in Ohio, i’ll probably just get the minimum fine. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/8 "2004-08-11T22:02:01Z")
your going to jail. your ass is gonna hurt your mouth will be dry your gonna get lock jaw your family wont like you you wont get a job you are gonna get a tattoo you are gonna make a fine prison bitch ---
**Author:** ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/9 "2004-08-11T22:08:45Z")
prison bitch… fuck someone up the first night i forget what movie it was i saw, but a big dude walked up to a noob the first night and said something like “it’s either shit on my dick, or blood on my knife” hope u can pucker ur butt good :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/10 "2004-08-11T22:09:24Z")
> [@OnTheRun710](#): > > prison bitch… > > fuck someone up the first night > i forget what movie it was i saw, but a big dude walked up to a noob the first night and said something like “it’s either shit on my dick, or blood on my knife” > > hope u can pucker ur butt good :kekegay: The butterfly effect ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/11 "2004-08-11T22:10:19Z")
got to see this movie now ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/12 "2004-08-11T22:14:49Z")
if all else fails, just run around the court room naked with jelly smeared on you, and scream CHOO CHOO. so theyll take your insanity plea ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/13 "2004-08-11T22:16:21Z")
youll get 302 🤣 then go to the place where Baumhammers is, the guy who shot up all the arabs in south hills ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/14 "2004-08-11T22:20:43Z")
i just looked up the codes in Ohio… I’m being charged with “Operating under Supension” (misdemeanor one, $0-1000 fine, no time for first offenders) and “Operating under Points Suspension” (misdemeanor one, $0-1000 dollars, mandatory 3 days in jail). I’m going to have a fucking stroke over here. I’m guessing that they’ll probably let me plead to the lesser one… if I have to do jail time over this, I’m going to flip out. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/15 "2004-08-11T22:22:00Z")
if you die my number is pass it to amanda :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/16 "2004-08-11T22:22:37Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > i just looked up the codes in Ohio… > > I’m being charged with “Operating under Supension” (misdemeanor one, $0-1000 fine, no time for first offenders) and “Operating under Points Suspension” (misdemeanor one, $0-1000 dollars, mandatory 3 days in jail). have fun with bubba ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/17 "2004-08-11T22:23:16Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > if you die > > my number is 412-741-8352 pass it to amanda :kekegay: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/18 "2004-08-11T22:24:14Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > if you die > > my number is 412-741-8352 pass it to amanda :kekegay: i have a feeling my wallet is the only thing getting raped… i think he wrote me up for both so i could plead the one and get the other dropped… because it seems like it would be illegal to convict me of both. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/19 "2004-08-11T22:25:27Z")
dude your gonna get off, PUN intended make sure before court ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300/20 "2004-08-11T22:27:14Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > dude your gonna get off, PUN intended make sure before court you’re kidding, right? it would take sixteen viagra to get me hard anytime between now and when i get my verdict. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-sleep/168300.md?page=2)