# Captain Chaos is the best "noob" ever. The End. **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730 "2004-07-15T23:07:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/1 "2004-07-15T23:07:56Z")
I have nothing else to say. The thread title says it all. Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/2 "2004-07-15T23:09:32Z")
Would have agreed… 'till I heard he’s a liberal. [cartman]I Hate Hippies![/cartman] -TJ ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/3 "2004-07-15T23:10:42Z")
he owns a honda nuff said ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/4 "2004-07-15T23:11:49Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > he owns a honda nuff said i dont have a honda… ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/5 "2004-07-15T23:13:52Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > i dont have a honda… > [@captain chaos](#): > > hahahahaha!!! i am captain chaos!!! i’ve come to take over pittspeed!!! hahahahahahaha… > > actually, i’m just a n00b who drives a blue turbo civic ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/6 "2004-07-15T23:16:05Z")
[QUOTE=slowcamaro][/QUOTE] you didnt let me finish… i have 3 hondas. And they are all faster than your lame ass bitch basket camaro v6. Now shut your jizztrap and go sit in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/7 "2004-07-15T23:16:07Z")
[QUOTE=slowcamaro][/QUOTE] 🤣 @ slowcamaro thinking captain chaos is a n00b. ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/8 "2004-07-15T23:16:48Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > you didnt let me finish… i have 3 hondas. > > And they are all faster than your lame ass bitch basket camaro v6. Now shut your jizztrap and go sit in the corner. what are you going to do ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/9 "2004-07-15T23:17:24Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > you didnt let me finish… i have 3 hondas. > > And they are all faster than your lame ass bitch basket camaro v6. Now shut your jizztrap and go sit in the corner. :bowrofl: OMG BEST N00B EVER!!! ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/10 "2004-07-15T23:18:07Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > what are you going to do sit here and ponder why any man with at least **half** a set of balls would buy a V6 camaro. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/11 "2004-07-15T23:18:56Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > sit here and ponder why any man with at least **half** a set of balls would buy a V6 camaro. 😕 and wonder why you anal rape 4 yr old boys at the bus stop ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/12 "2004-07-15T23:19:55Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > sit here and ponder why any man with at least **half** a set of balls would buy a V6 camaro. 😕 stop it im starting to tear up. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/13 "2004-07-15T23:20:44Z")
![http://img6.exs.cx/img6/9900/dorquemada-honda.jpg](http://img6.exs.cx/img6/9900/dorquemada-honda.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![captain\_chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@captain\_chaos](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/14 "2004-07-15T23:34:33Z")
hello and welcome to 4 years ago… the reality of the situation is my honda is over 4 seconds faster than your crapwagon. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/15 "2004-07-15T23:35:35Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > hello and welcome to 4 years ago… > > the reality of the situation is my honda is over 4 seconds faster than your crapwagon. holy shit youre running 16’s? Thats pretty sweet dude! ---
**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/16 "2004-07-15T23:36:09Z")
10.9 thats 1 damn fast honda ---
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/17 "2004-07-16T00:21:42Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > you didnt let me finish… i have 3 hondas. > > And they are all faster than your lame ass bitch basket camaro v6. Now shut your jizztrap and go sit in the corner. so what do your 3 hondas run? ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/18 "2004-07-16T01:01:51Z")
> [@captain chaos](#): > > the reality of the situation is my honda is over 4 seconds faster than your crapwagon. :nono: Show proof please, if you cant show proof then you are a :bluez28: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/19 "2004-07-16T04:16:36Z")
hahaha… best noob ever!!! ---
**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730/20 "2004-07-16T04:53:22Z")
i remember seeing a blue civic with slicks in the import night pics that should be proof enough… well that and a trap speed faster than a v6 slowmaro will go [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/captain-chaos-is-the-best-noob-ever-the-end/167730.md?page=2)