# Caption Contest v. My Boss

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 18, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426 "2008-08-18T07:39:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/1 "2008-08-18T07:39:18Z")

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Come up with something good for this. He’s the one making the stupid face…

![http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/jaywonch/CIMG2702.jpg](http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/jaywonch/CIMG2702.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/2 "2008-08-18T07:41:59Z")

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“I can has strippers?”

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/3 "2008-08-18T07:43:25Z")

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there is three people making stupid faces, but im guessing it is the one closest to the camera.

in light of that i go with

“BITTER BEER FACE”

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/4 "2008-08-18T07:44:19Z")

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I know its not as funny as it could be. But he’s been a sarcastic bastard to me lately…I’ll post a few pics of what I end up making from this. I’m just not clever enought to come up with anything this morning.

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/5 "2008-08-18T07:44:21Z")

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“jay is so hot”

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/6 "2008-08-18T07:44:46Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> “jay is so hot”

:gay: Thanks sweetie.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/7 "2008-08-18T07:45:24Z")

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“oooo…i LOVE BOOBIES”

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/8 "2008-08-18T07:47:10Z")

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“OMG, a girl. I wish some day a girl would touch my penis. Being a virgin pains me soo much when I go home and tie my dick up with sewing thread and poke it with needles. I hope I remembered to turn off the oven today, that turkey is going to be over cooked, I don’t like dry turkey thats no way to impress a female they don’t like dry meat. I wish I was black then my dick would be longer than 7.3cm, I like to play with it. I really have to poop, I wonder if ol redface across the table would let me shit into his mouth, god I’m getting a raging boner thinking about it.”

Not a caption… more of an inter monologue

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/9 "2008-08-18T07:48:26Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> there is three people making stupid faces, but im guessing it is the one closest to the camera.
> 
> in light of that i go with
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> “BITTER BEER FACE”

:lol: I like that.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/10 "2008-08-18T07:57:52Z")

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Thats pretty work safe too…bitter beer face.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/11 "2008-08-18T08:00:01Z")

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I don’t see the bitter beer face at all… its more of a ooooooooo i can haz rape

![http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/14feb6-bitter-beer-face.jpg](http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/14feb6-bitter-beer-face.jpg)

THE ONLY BITTER BEER FACE

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/12 "2008-08-18T08:01:38Z")

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“You will find only what you bring in”  
“Ahhh! A great warrior.”  
“No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”  
“Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future”

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/13 "2008-08-18T08:02:36Z")

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" i hope jay doesnt find out what i did to him in his sleep last night "

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/14 "2008-08-18T08:05:07Z")

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Working on a photochop-

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/15 "2008-08-18T08:07:13Z")

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I \<3 you sureshot

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/16 "2008-08-18T08:11:31Z")

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“You did what in my blue light???!!!#$^$@#$%!”

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/17 "2008-08-18T08:13:26Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> I \<3 you sureshot

Thanks. I have a great theme, just finding the material is taking a bit :tantrum:

Results probably won’t be around till after lunch.

> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> “You did what in my blue light???!!!#$^$@#$%!”

^Is this really all you could come up with? :tif:

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/18 "2008-08-18T08:17:03Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> ^Is this really all you could come up with? :tif:

I assumed it was for hanging up in the office kinda thing, PG13 stuff. Not just for this site. In which case if it is, its a really dumb picture to have a contest to.

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**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/19 "2008-08-18T08:32:53Z")

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i think it’s very clear, he’s quietly mouthing the lyrics to crank that soulja boy:

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe  
Watch me Crank It  
Watch me Roll  
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy  
Then Super Man Dat Hoe  
Now, Watch me You…  
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)  
Now, Watch me You…  
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)  
Now, Watch me You…  
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)  
Now, Watch me You…  
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest-v-my-boss/53426/20 "2008-08-18T08:38:37Z")

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“You told the interns to do what?!”

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