# Caption contest? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [July 13, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406 "2011-07-13T15:44:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/1 "2011-07-13T15:44:45Z")
Saw this in the news today and thought a caption contest would be necessary. ![http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54049000/jpg/_54049899_54049898.jpg](http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54049000/jpg/_54049899_54049898.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/2 "2011-07-13T15:50:53Z")
They like handling shuttlecock. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/3 "2011-07-13T18:50:16Z")
honey, i blew up the birdie. ---
**Author:** ![Shapes](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shapes/32/6423_2.png) [@Shapes](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shapes)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/4 "2011-07-13T18:59:25Z")
“It takes 2 to handle this massive cock” ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/5 "2011-07-13T18:59:41Z")
yup…this net will be a bitch to set up ---
**Author:** ![CFD\_Productions](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cfd_productions/32/6519_2.png) [@CFD\_Productions](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CFD_Productions)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/6 "2011-07-13T19:25:28Z")
> [@Sooo.. i got this rad custom title...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sooo-i-got-this-rad-custom-title/43873/16): > > “It takes 2 to handle this massive cock” ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/7 "2011-07-13T19:29:25Z")
BUY IZOD CLOTHING. ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/8 "2011-07-13T21:18:01Z")
![http://i.imgur.com/jINuh.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/jINuh.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/9 "2011-07-14T05:05:08Z")
Why?..Because RACECOCK! ---
**Author:** ![BIG\_SS\_TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9a140/32.png) [@BIG\_SS\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BIG_SS_TC)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/10 "2011-07-14T06:20:55Z")
why u guys calling it a cock??? its a giant birdy!!! ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/11 "2011-07-14T06:33:34Z")
> [@BIG SS TC"](#): > > why u guys calling it a cock??? > its a giant birdy!!! Was this your caption or did you not actually know the real name for a “birdy” is shuttlecock? ---
**Author:** ![RTrac1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rtrac1/32/6312_2.png) [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/12 "2011-07-14T06:36:16Z")
Shuttlecock guys… like the ball boys of tennis, only GAYER ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/13 "2011-07-14T06:50:06Z")
> [@BIG SS TC"](#): > > why u guys calling it a cock??? > its a giant birdy!!! Its formal name is a shuttle cock ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/14 "2011-07-14T07:04:22Z")
“We’ll show the blackies that they’re not the only ones with big cocks!” ---
**Author:** ![BIG\_SS\_TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9a140/32.png) [@BIG\_SS\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BIG_SS_TC)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/15 "2011-07-14T08:05:11Z")
then its a shuttlecock but its not a COCK. ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/16 "2011-07-14T09:37:17Z")
> [@An open letter to a scumbag.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-open-letter-to-a-scumbag/43892/24): > > then its a shuttlecock but its not a COCK. COCKCOCKCOCK U MAD? ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/17 "2011-07-14T10:20:52Z")
“I thought you were trying to compensate for something when you bought that Porsche, but this just confirms my suspicions.” ---
**Author:** ![rexford\_flats\_racing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rexford_flats_racing/32/6295_2.png) [@rexford\_flats\_racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rexford_flats_racing)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/18 "2011-07-14T10:36:06Z")
I still can’t believe Serena Williams switched to badminton. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/19 "2011-07-14T11:27:51Z")
“Remember the penny we dropped off the Empire State building last year? This bitch is gunna really FUCK SHIT UP DOWN THERE!!!” ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caption-contest/259406/20 "2011-07-14T14:02:10Z")
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