# car makes

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 8, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544 "2005-04-08T14:43:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/1 "2005-04-08T14:43:10Z")

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MITSUBISHI  
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete  
MOPAR  
Motor On Pavement After Race  
Moments Of Power Are Rare  
SAAB  
Something An Asshole Buys  
SATURN  
Same American Trash Under Revised Name  
VOLKSWAGON  
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise  
JEEP  
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles  
HONDA  
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance  
BUICK  
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer  
ACURA  
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/2 "2005-04-08T14:48:27Z")

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worst thread ever

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/3 "2005-04-08T15:05:11Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> worst thread ever

x 2

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/4 "2005-04-08T15:08:26Z")

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mopar…men only play anal rugby

but yes horrible thread

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/5 "2005-04-08T15:15:32Z")

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hehe, oh well

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/6 "2005-04-08T15:36:25Z")

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where is pontiac and ford?

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/7 "2005-04-08T17:57:35Z")

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:gives:

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/8 "2005-04-08T18:09:18Z")

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everyone knows the one for pontiac  
and FORD= found on roadside dead

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**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/9 "2005-04-08T18:45:06Z")

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pontiac \> \*

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/10 "2005-04-08T19:24:49Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> everyone knows the one for pontiac  
> and FORD= found on roadside dead

fuckin old rebuilt dodge

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**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/11 "2005-04-08T20:39:18Z")

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My Old Plymouth Always Runs

gay thread

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**Author:** ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/12 "2005-04-08T20:49:57Z")

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> [@eurodad](#):
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> where is pontiac and ford?

Fixed Or Repaired Daily  
Found On Road Dead

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/13 "2005-04-08T21:23:56Z")

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how about…

faster than all your guy’s shit!

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/14 "2005-04-08T22:32:33Z")

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Made of Odd Parts Assembled Rapidly  
Four Old Rusty Doors  
Just Everybody Else’s Parts  
Just Empty Every Pocket

some more to add to the list

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/15 "2005-04-08T22:33:19Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> how about…
> 
> faster than all your guy’s shit!

naaaa we all know thats not true…

you probably go thru oil faster then your track time! :booty:

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/16 "2005-04-08T22:37:55Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> naaaa we all know thats not true…
> 
> you probably go thru oil faster then your track time! :booty:

didnt your daytona do that more then anything? pot calling kettle black

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/17 "2005-04-09T09:43:05Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/18 "2005-04-10T02:26:41Z")

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Get Everywhere? Optimistic.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-makes/173544/19 "2005-04-10T02:35:10Z")

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Fingers  
In  
Every  
Ripe  
Orafice

Crossdressing  
Uniontown  
Tools  
Lick  
Every  
Swollen  
Sphincter

Make  
Every  
Titty  
Rounder,  
Okay?
