# Car Sales meanings **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 25, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-sales-meanings/170623 "2004-11-25T18:24:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-sales-meanings/170623/1 "2004-11-25T18:24:02Z")
A Diamond in the Rough: Lots of flaws. Apart For Restoration: Missing its rarest and most expensive parts. All-Original Parts: Everything is worn out. Arizona Car: Bleached paint, dried out weather-stripping, faded upholstery, and cracked dash top. Best Offer: A car that’s been for sale since Moby Dick was a guppy. Cream Puff: A tan car that smokes. Dealer Maintained: Dealer boned them – so now they want to bone you. Driven Daily: and beaten to death. Firm: Don’t really want to sell. Flawless: Seller is legally blind. Getting Married: and will never have a fun car again. Good For Restoration: Junk yard wouldn’t take it. Going Abroad: Sold last POS car to a mob member. Great on Gas: One barrel carb. High Mileage: Drive train shot. Illness Forces Sale: Got sick when found out how much it would cost to fix. Just Inspected: (and you will be as shocked as I was that it passed) Leave Message: Being stalked by past buyers he has sold to. Limited Edition: Car Maker desperate to sell this model. Little Old Lady Driven: Engine internals carbon encrusted from never being revved to over 1,500 RPM. Looks Great: When viewed under sodium lights at midnight in a storm. Low Miles: Broke down many years ago. Many Extras: Radio, seat and windows included. Minor Rust: No trunk or floor pans. Mint condition: Untouched by children. Needs Battery: Has a bad alternator or a mystery short circuit. Needs Engine: See high mileage. Needs Head Gasket: Driven across desert with a clogged radiator. Needs TLC: about $5,000 to 10,000 ought to cover the repairs. Never Seen Rain: A lemon the dealer would take back. New Interior: Aftermarket Sunroof. New Paint: Recent accident. New Radio: and windows. New Springs: Driven by a man drinking Slimfast New Wheel Bearings: Driven by short old lady that keeps hitting curbs. No Title: Stolen. One of a Kind: Purple car with orange interior. Original Owner: Now in nursing home. Pace Car: Manufacturer couldn’t sell them without first putting decals on it. Parts Car Included: Replacement parts impossible to find. Quick Sale: IRS is about to foreclose on all assets. Rebuildable: Good Title Runs Strong: if you can get it started. Small Dent: You’ll need a replacement 1/4 panel. Solid Body: Rust though on the frame rails. Tinted Windows: Owner likes to smoke pot while driving. Too Many Cars: This is the worst of them. Two New Front Tires: Needs Front-End alignment. Two New Rear Tires: Punk kid by the name of Andy like to do burnouts. Two-Tone Paint: Painter couldn’t properly match. Very Rare: 1 of 320,768 Wife Forces Sale: Husband caught in the bed of another woman Will Deliver: Desperate Will Trade: Desperate and needs another car or truck. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-sales-meanings/170623/2 "2004-11-25T20:20:24Z")
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