# car wash pass **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 20, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645 "2008-10-20T19:55:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/61 "2008-10-21T12:59:35Z")
> [@psi2high](#): > > They hire straight retards half the time. I remember they had some dumb ass kid from schenectady or some thing and he left a truck in drive down the track…it took out 4 other cars ahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/62 "2008-10-21T13:00:53Z")
There are some priceless stories from that hell hole ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/63 "2008-10-21T13:06:47Z")
> [@psi2high](#): > > There are some priceless stories from that hell hole did you have people floor it by the wash? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/64 "2008-10-21T13:15:51Z")
i remember the idiot that put the car in park on the track, and broke the track. smart people ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/65 "2008-10-21T14:10:42Z")
broke the track, haha. The track breaks ALL THE TIME at the Delmar one ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/66 "2008-10-21T14:12:55Z")
> [@30r\_logik](#): > > the hoffmans car wash here in latham has all the highschool goblins working… **everytime they are out drying the cars i always ethier lay on the horn** or floor it by them. always! they do so-so jobs. the best part is the lemon scented air fresherners they spary on the carpet. HAHAHA I always honk at them everytime I drive by. They always look up with that “durr” look on their face. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/67 "2008-10-21T14:49:28Z")
+1 what Pete said, the one in Latham, I always goose it past there. :rofl Oh and the “joy ride” story…Some dumbass took his new Mustang(either a GT or a Shelby) and the kid working was like “oh man nice car, wish I had one” and the retard owner was like “Go ahead take it for a rip around the lot” and the kid floored it and hit a wall or curb or something. I forgot who told me the story but that’s how it went. Someone else told me a story the other day how they put the car on the track, got out, forgot to put it in neutral(slapped it into drive instead on accident) and the car pushed like 3 cars in front of it on the tracks :rofl ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/68 "2008-10-21T15:49:35Z")
Yea heard horror stories also bout the old guy that doesnt drive to wok,he rides his bike.Heard he fucked up a boxer like a year or two ago … ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/69 "2008-10-21T16:13:12Z")
> [@LaDuke89](#): > > Yea heard horror stories also bout the old guy that doesnt drive to wok,he rides his bike.Heard he fucked up a boxer like a year or two ago … lmfao… I know exactly who you are referring to. He used to come into Rite Aid all the time back when I worked there and buy beer. He even had his Hoffmans coat on too. He would ask for a double bag, then eh would put the bag with the beer on his handlebars and ride away. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/70 "2008-10-21T16:35:54Z")
Sounds like it ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/71 "2008-10-21T16:53:17Z")
[http://blogs.timesunion.com/advocate/?p=321](http://blogs.timesunion.com/advocate/?p=321) there’s the actual Mustang story. The guy took it off the property and totaled it. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/72 "2008-10-21T16:56:15Z")
> [@IROC](#): > > [http://blogs.timesunion.com/advocate/?p=321](http://blogs.timesunion.com/advocate/?p=321) > > there’s the actual Mustang story. The guy took it off the property and totaled it. What idiots. First off, why would you ever take a new car to Jiffy Lube for a “check-up”? Why not go to the Ford dealership you got it from. :nuts :idiots ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/73 "2008-10-21T16:57:51Z")
what’s funny is when I get people in and check the mileage, we’ve had some people come in with more than 7k miles since their last oil change :eek ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/74 "2008-10-21T17:00:10Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > What idiots. First off, why would you ever take a new car to Jiffy Lube for a “check-up”? Why not go to the Ford dealership you got it from. :nuts :idiots It just goes to show you how stupid people really are. > He said he adjusted the tire pressure and wanted to see how it affected the ride If someone said that to me I can’t even begin to describe how I would go off on them. > “This is a lot about nothing,” Hoffman said. “Why doesn’t the customer contact his insurance company, and if his insurance company feels we were in the wrong, they can deal with > our insurance company,” Hoffman said. The police report, which Hoffman hadn’t seen when I first spoke to him EdwarSAIDds was “Test-driving a customer vehicle from the Jiffy Lube.” Wow. Even the owner is a tool. A lot about nothing? It’s a lot about how your idiotic employees damaged a brand new car. Douchebag. _Edit_ seems like the accident happened while the car was NOT getting worked on. He let the kid drive it because he wanted to get a Mustang too. In that case, that’s the stupid ass owner’s fault. I believe that… after all, he did take his brand new car to JIFFY LUFE for a “check up”. That statement is worth a thousand words. Watch the video, the guy can’t even say his own name without studdering. :lol: Anyone with a beater want to go to this place and act dumb? I need a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/75 "2008-10-21T17:09:25Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > Anyone with a beater want to go to this place and act dumb? I need a good laugh. dude Pete(30r\_logik) is king at acting dumb to people…I’ll volunteer the Accord to watch that :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/76 "2008-10-21T17:30:54Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > dude Pete(30r\_logik) is king at acting dumb to people…I’ll volunteer the Accord to watch that :rofl OMG. He really is too. Let’s do it! :banana I’ll video tape it as well. I’ll tell the people at Jiffy Lube it’s for a class project or something. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/77 "2008-10-21T18:00:25Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > dude Pete(30r\_logik) is king at acting dumb to people…I’ll volunteer the Accord to watch that :rofl ahaha i gotta see this ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/78 "2008-10-21T18:03:08Z")
HAHAHA my buddy Josh is best friends with that Jeremy kid that crashed the Mustang :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/79 "2008-10-21T18:07:48Z")
WAIT …WOAH… he was going to be on pinks… which means he has to know something about cars, he cant spend the 20 todo it himself? ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645/80 "2008-10-21T18:54:25Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > OMG. He really is too. > > Let’s do it! :banana I’ll video tape it as well. I’ll tell the people at Jiffy Lube it’s for a class project or something. 🤣 No you don’t tell them it’s for anything, you just go in and do it :lmao :rofl acting like it’s completely normal [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wash-pass/239645.md?page=5)