# Car wreck. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 1, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019 "2009-11-01T20:58:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/1 "2009-11-01T20:58:38Z")
**Car Wreck** A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!” “This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.” :haha :shifty ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/2 "2009-11-01T21:00:16Z")
They are the devil! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/3 "2009-11-01T21:00:25Z")
:rofl 0wn3d! ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/4 "2009-11-01T21:14:30Z")
Thats when you smash the bottle in her face, place her back in the car and pound her head off the steering wheel until she dies. ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/5 "2009-11-01T21:24:34Z")
lmao!!! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/6 "2009-11-01T22:11:38Z")
lolololololol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/7 "2009-11-01T22:20:59Z")
Oh noes. Thats great! I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/8 "2009-11-01T22:21:47Z")
wow :lol ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/9 "2009-11-02T04:30:41Z")
This is sooooo old vlad… but funny :lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/10 "2009-11-02T04:49:48Z")
he was a ratard ---
**Author:** ![sam2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sam2/32/6360_2.png) [@sam2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sam2)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-wreck/248019/11 "2009-11-03T05:45:48Z")
hahaha