# Carry on Campus: Where do you stand? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 10, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carry-on-campus-where-do-you-stand/196022 "2008-03-10T09:09:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 97
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carry-on-campus-where-do-you-stand/196022/97 "2008-03-11T07:55:39Z")
> [@THE CHAMPAGNE RUN HAS MOVED TO ECCN!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-champagne-run-has-moved-to-eccn/35298/34): > > sorry in the 10 minutes worth of reading this thread i havent come up with a better idea quite yet, but that still doesnt change my opinion in thinking that allowing a bunch of guns is the BEST solution. Hey, I have another bandwagon I think you might want to jump on. I’ve been thinking recently about the ~17,000 people that were killed last year in DUI fatalities. I think that since some people cannot responsibly handle driving a car, we should just ban cars. Think of all the lives we would save if we all started getting to work by bicycle or on horseback! Also, our president almost choked and died on a pretzel. Why have we not banned these yet? These things almost took down our commander in chief! In fact, think of all the other things people have choked and died on. I think we should make it illegal to serve solid foods. From now on you have to put your steak in a blender before you eat it. --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carry-on-campus-where-do-you-stand/196022)._