# Castration, or death? **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 2, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888 "2007-02-02T12:52:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/1 "2007-02-02T12:52:13Z")
_“When the candirú successfully invades a human, it proceeds exactly as it would with a fish host. After entering the misidentified orifice, it quickly wriggles its way in as far as possible, often accompanied by the victim’s frantic attempts to grip the slippery, mucus-coated tail. In the unlikely event that the panicked victim manages to grasp the fish, its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull, and bring a quick end to the dramatic tug-of-war. Once inside, the parasite inches its way up the urethra to the nearest blood-gorged membrane, extends its spines into the surrounding tissue, and starts feasting.”_ :S > **[The Terrifying Toothpick Fish](https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797%23more-797)** > > The vast freshwater ecosystem of the Amazon River is home to abundant animal life, and many of its species thrive by virtue of their ferocity. If one were to ask the locals which of the river's indigenous species is the most treacherous, a few might... Gentlemen, DON’T PEE IN THE AMAZON! ---
**Author:** ![goneinsixtyseconds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/439d5e/32.png) [@goneinsixtyseconds](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/goneinsixtyseconds)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/2 "2007-02-02T13:19:12Z")
MmmmmMmmm … all of a sudden i have this urge to go out for some eel 🙂 anyone want to come with? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![goneinsixtyseconds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/439d5e/32.png) [@goneinsixtyseconds](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/goneinsixtyseconds)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/3 "2007-02-02T13:21:22Z")
> [@Ever Have....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ever-have/843/27): > > Gentlemen, DON’T PEE IN THE AMAZON! the next time i’m in the amazon, i will hold my pee in till my bladder explodes :S ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/4 "2007-02-02T13:24:29Z")
> [@Intake options](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/intake-options/863/12): > > MmmmmMmmm … all of a sudden i have this urge to go out for some eel 🙂 anyone want to come with? 😃 Haha… the eel dish @Empire’s in the Hilton is freaking scrumptious, and excellent.:R ---
**Author:** ![goneinsixtyseconds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/439d5e/32.png) [@goneinsixtyseconds](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/goneinsixtyseconds)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/5 "2007-02-02T13:28:31Z")
> [@Octane and you.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/octane-and-you/861/9): > > Haha… the eel dish @Empire’s in the Hilton is freaking scrumptious, and excellent.:R does it wriggles all the way down? cuz that’s what i want 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/6 "2007-02-02T13:29:05Z")
eeewww haha ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/7 "2007-02-02T13:38:39Z")
> [@Thats it, NASCAR has gone too far](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-it-nascar-has-gone-too-far/865/3): > > does it wriggles all the way down? cuz that’s what i want 🙂 –Nah man, it’s deep-fried, and certainly not wiggling… :S > [@Thats it, NASCAR has gone too far](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thats-it-nascar-has-gone-too-far/865/4): > > eeewww haha – You have no idea ma’am, since you don’t have this particular body part. Reading about those splines made me feel:confused: and very horrified. Those fu\*\*\*\* should be nuked from the face of the earth… ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/8 "2007-02-02T15:42:40Z")
> [@Say Something About the Poster Above You](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something-about-the-poster-above-you/808/346): > > Or you **could** just not piss in their house… That’s the key word! 😉 (I don’t want to come across as Hitler Jr or anything, but they do no good to the ecosystem.) ---
**Author:** ![XuperXero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ea5d25/32.png) [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/9 "2007-02-02T15:43:32Z")
wow… that’s… quite disgusting ---
**Author:** ![MikeP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MikeP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeP)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/10 "2007-02-02T16:08:05Z")
> [@DJPyro"](#): > > I’m just being an ass ;)… _shrugs_ I’m sure they serve a purpose in the ecosystem somehow… They sure do…they get rid of the humans! ---
**Author:** ![RealityZ33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@RealityZ33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RealityZ33)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/11 "2007-02-02T19:20:17Z")
Death please… hahaha! Oh, whos in for some all you can eat sushi tomorrow!\>! ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/12 "2007-02-02T22:53:38Z")
sushi is ssoooo yummi ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/13 "2007-02-02T23:08:41Z")
> [@Say Something About the Poster Above You](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something-about-the-poster-above-you/808/373): > > sushi is ssoooo yummi Big ups to the lil lady. Sushi is definitely wicked… especially when it’s all-you-can-eat. Dragon rolls are the shiat! Wasabi anyone? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/14 "2007-02-02T23:12:34Z")
i need to figure out wat is wat tho…still new to it…and i dunno how u guys can stand the taste of wasabi ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/15 "2007-02-02T23:19:34Z")
> [@Say Something About the Poster Above You](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something-about-the-poster-above-you/808/379): > > i need to figure out wat is wat tho…still new to it…and i dunno how u guys can stand the taste of wasabi Haha, Wasabi is a wicked all-you-can-eat Japanese eatery in R/H. Wicked stuff, and I get a semi-discount whenever I bring the owner’s neighbor with me. 😉 I’m also with you on the wasabi… I always liked to taste what I’m eating… not some artificial flavor.:R ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/16 "2007-02-03T10:40:40Z")
lol i thought u were talkin bout the sauce …im nvr out that way so exactly thats why im not a fan of really spicy food…or a fan of the horseradish taste ---
**Author:** ![XuperXero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ea5d25/32.png) [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/17 "2007-02-04T01:17:57Z")
I ate at “Wasabi” before, pretty nice place with good sushi. I must warn, if you dont get the all-you-can-eat deal, it can be VERY pricey. lol ---
**Author:** ![imported\_kevburgler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/73ab20/32.png) [@imported\_kevburgler](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_kevburgler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/18 "2007-02-04T08:46:13Z")
never been the biggest fan of sushi, i’m more of a dim sum person, and i still have yet to try this pho in question. ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/19 "2007-02-04T11:54:31Z")
ive noticed how pricey it is…im trying to find a place thats good priced and is yummy…but there arent really many places here in brampton ---
**Author:** ![imported\_kevburgler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/73ab20/32.png) [@imported\_kevburgler](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_kevburgler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888/20 "2007-02-04T12:23:59Z")
> [@Taffy's 7/17/05 9pm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taffys-7-17-05-9pm/875/12): > > …but there isn’t really anything at all here in brampton fixed :R [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888.md?page=2)