# cell phone 2, testicles 0 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 25, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481 "2008-09-25T11:30:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/1 "2008-09-25T11:30:45Z")
[http://www.dailytech.com/New+Study+Shows+Cell+Phones+Are+No+Friend+of+Gonads/article13011.htm](http://www.dailytech.com/New+Study+Shows+Cell+Phones+Are+No+Friend+of+Gonads/article13011.htm) > There’s been plenty of hearty debate between [cell phone](http://www.dailytech.com/New+Study+Shows+Cell+Phones+Are+No+Friend+of+Gonads/article13011.htm#) proponents and critics about potential cancer risks. After one study claimed [cell phones](http://www.dailytech.com/New+Study+Shows+Cell+Phones+Are+No+Friend+of+Gonads/article13011.htm#) had [more detrimental health effects than smoking](http://www.dailytech.com/Study+Cell+Phones+Worse+Than+Smoking/article11301.htm), a major cancer doctor came forward stating that there was [strong upcoming evidence of a cell phone-cancer link](http://www.dailytech.com/ManageNewsPost.aspx?update=yes&newsid=13011), the first time a head of a major academic cancer research institution had suggested such a possibility. > > Now another new study has been released citing a decidedly different hazard of cell phone use. The new study shows that cell [phones](http://www.dailytech.com/New+Study+Shows+Cell+Phones+Are+No+Friend+of+Gonads/article13011.htm#) are [no friends of testes](http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html), the male reproductive organs in which sperm is made. In the upcoming study, it was shown that when in close range to the testes and in talk mode, cell phones damage sperm ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/2 "2008-09-25T11:34:57Z")
“Condom? Birth Control? Hell no baby, just call my cell and talk to my junk for an hour, then we’re good to go!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/3 "2008-09-25T11:37:03Z")
lol until that lucky sperm wearing the hockey helmet makes it’s way through ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/4 "2008-09-25T11:38:29Z")
> when in close range to the testes and in talk mode, cell phones damage sperm That’s the last time I let my wang make a phone call. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/5 "2008-09-25T11:39:56Z")
thats bs i use my bluetooth all the time and my phone is in my pants … i do it everyday at least 3 hours a day (talk time)… and we all know i still have sperm ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/6 "2008-09-25T11:44:20Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > thats bs i use my bluetooth all the time and my phone is in my pants … i do it everyday at least 3 hours a day (talk time)… and we all know i still have sperm Quality of sperm probably -10 though ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/7 "2008-09-25T11:49:06Z")
i think hes going for quantity\>quality. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/8 "2008-09-25T11:52:53Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > thats bs i use my bluetooth all the time and my phone is in my pants … i do it everyday at least 3 hours a day (talk time)… and we all know i still have sperm Yeah, um, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that… ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/9 "2008-09-25T11:54:14Z")
:gotme: fry i sent you a text … just b/c i can… its a fwd ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/10 "2008-09-25T12:02:53Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Quality of sperm probably -10 though +karma ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/11 "2008-09-25T12:06:31Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > :gotme: > > fry i sent you a text … just b/c i can… its a fwd Just sayin, don’t be mad if baby4door #3 doesn’t look like you… :lol: :eyebrow: Yeah, I passed it on. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/12 "2008-09-25T12:09:32Z")
Why would he be mad. He should be Thrilled if it doesn’t look like him. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/13 "2008-09-25T12:11:42Z")
lol title of this here is not pick on Mike’s Lil Men ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/14 "2008-09-25T12:13:58Z")
ya ive already accepted that i might be able to have kids and prolly have a large tumor in the side of my head and on my leg where my pocket is. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/15 "2008-09-25T12:15:05Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > Why would he be mad. He should be Thrilled if it doesn’t look like him. :rimshot: \<- New smiley. : rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/16 "2008-09-25T12:17:22Z")
lol what a dick :rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/17 "2008-09-25T12:18:53Z")
But anyways, cell phones are the least of my concerns. Here’s the view from my office window: ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/0924080956.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/0924080956.jpg) Here’s one of the warning signs hanging on the perimeter fencing: ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/0923081620.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/BikerFry/0923081620.jpg) The workers are in duct taped Tyvec suits. They’re hauling away sealed dumpsters full of dirt. :ohnoes: Praxair did some, uh, neat stuff during the cold war… ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/18 "2008-09-25T12:19:08Z")
wow, I drive around with my treo under my balls. I better stop that. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/19 "2008-09-25T12:23:06Z")
> [@BluBalls](#): > > wow, I drive around with my treo under my balls. I better stop that. lol i do the same thing b/c you cant hear it over the car. ---
**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481/20 "2008-09-25T12:23:15Z")
I carry two cell phones pretty much all day long. Any hope of these enlarging my balls? If so I’ll carry more. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cell-phone-2-testicles-0/55481.md?page=2)