# Chemtrails and the conspiracy theory. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 18, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692 "2010-11-18T20:13:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/21 "2010-11-22T09:28:37Z")
> [@Goodbye Buffalo...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goodbye-buffalo/37380/28): > > It’s true. They lace the wings with a special substance so that at altitude it creates a trail of dihydrogenmonoxide that will slowly fall to the ground, eventually entering our resevoirs and homes. I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/22 "2010-11-22T09:46:09Z")
I release chem trails after eating fast food, fuckkkkkkk, McDonald’s is trying to turn me into a murderer ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/23 "2010-11-22T10:28:45Z")
YESSS CHEMTRAIL THREAD… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/24 "2010-11-22T21:13:22Z")
Couldn’t have anything to do with, oh, I don’t know… COMBUSTION?!? Nah. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/25 "2010-11-22T21:15:34Z")
> [@WTF/WTB:Red Chicago Blackhawks Jersey](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-wtb-red-chicago-blackhawks-jersey/37398/2): > > YESSS CHEMTRAIL THREAD… Yes, you brought the subject up. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/26 "2010-11-22T23:12:05Z")
To the OP, thank you for making a post that’s so worth my first giving of negative rep. You are an absolute moron. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/27 "2010-11-22T23:32:49Z")
^^^ :lol Why are you still up? Dont scare him off, I actually want to have an argument. This theory is quite big online. ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/28 "2010-11-23T10:47:47Z")
bey ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/29 "2010-11-23T10:50:11Z")
Your the type of kid who buys COD black ops and thinks it all actually happened ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/30 "2010-11-23T11:01:38Z")
Do all the oil/gas companies manufacture jet fuel? THEYRE ALL IN ON IT ---
**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/31 "2010-11-23T11:06:18Z")
> [@steel roofing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/steel-roofing/37451/4): > > Do all the oil/gas companies manufacture jet fuel? > > THEYRE ALL IN ON IT b ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/32 "2010-11-23T11:09:49Z")
**Contrails** (short for “condensation trails”) or **vapour trails** are artificial clouds that are the visible trails of [condensed](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Condensation) water vapour made by the exhaust of [aircraft](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Aircraft) engines. As the hot exhaust gases cool in the surrounding air they may precipitate a cloud of microscopic water droplets. If the air is cold enough, this trail will comprise tiny [ice](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Ice) crystals.[[1]](http://www.shift518.com/#cite_note-0) The [wingtip vortices](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Wingtip_vortices) which trail from the wingtips and wing [flaps](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Flap_(aircraft)) of aircraft are sometimes partly visible due to condensation in the cores of the vortices. Each [vortex](http://www.shift518.com/wiki/Vortex) is a mass of spinning air and the air pressure at the centre of the vortex is very low. These wingtip vortices are not the same as contrails. Depending on atmospheric conditions, contrails may be visible for only a few seconds or minutes, or may persist for many hours which may affect climate ---
**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/33 "2010-11-23T11:11:11Z")
b ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/34 "2010-11-23T11:12:55Z")
Also your links that supposedly provide factual information about chemtrails are all retard written B.S. Also like Vlad said “chemtrails” would be the least accurate and ineffective means of dispersing a chemical on a population if finite targeting was the objective. Contrails occur at different altitudes and conditions all different time of year, because of variations in climate conditions. Which is why they can be S shaped or run parallel to eachother or even appear to form an X shape, because :retardclap there is more then 1 plane in the sky at a given time and their paths will over lap or cross time to time. ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/35 "2010-11-23T11:13:24Z")
> no it actually sprays out the side of the fusalodge… i cant spell haha how do they make it come out of the wing tips then? ![http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Maks2005/Highlights/KnightsAndSwiftsDiving.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/7/4752a5e8da28ced9cb8b4a76eaa59a42cf358ca2.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/36 "2010-11-23T11:14:45Z")
like dis ![http://www.missouriskywatch.com/files/Chemtrail-Spraying-equipment/Chemtrail-spray-nozzle-Lg-canvas2.jpg](http://www.missouriskywatch.com/files/Chemtrail-Spraying-equipment/Chemtrail-spray-nozzle-Lg-canvas2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/37 "2010-11-23T11:17:27Z")
they have done some experiments with “cloud seeding” in certain midwest areas that see very low average rainfall. That’s probably where this nonsense came from. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/38 "2010-11-23T11:20:28Z")
> [@Mythbusters - Anyone see something that will stop 6000 page threads?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mythbusters-anyone-see-something-that-will-stop-6000-page-threads/37377/275): > > no it actually sprays out the side of the fusalodge… i cant spell haha So a 4 jet engine plane has 4 sprayers next to the engines in the wing? ![http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/442569426_06e35c881a.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/0/c0b222cc3f2196f8cc0d0696fee19507df252122.jpeg) ?? > [@Mythbusters - Anyone see something that will stop 6000 page threads?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mythbusters-anyone-see-something-that-will-stop-6000-page-threads/37377/282): > > they have done some experiments with “cloud seeding” in certain midwest areas that see very low average rainfall. That’s probably where this nonsense came from. That’s what I was thinking too. There were occasional experiments on trying to effect localized weather. I mean I wouldn’t even care that much if these guys were saying that military planes in certain areas are trying to change it, but saying that every commercial jet in the world is spraying chemicals is ludicrous. ---
**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/39 "2010-11-23T11:21:25Z")
b ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692/40 "2010-11-23T11:23:00Z")
> [@Mythbusters - Anyone see something that will stop 6000 page threads?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mythbusters-anyone-see-something-that-will-stop-6000-page-threads/37377/284): > > ive heard its sprays both ways What do you mean both ways? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chemtrails-and-the-conspiracy-theory/255692.md?page=3)