# Cheney to be president **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681 "2007-07-20T10:20:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/1 "2007-07-20T10:20:42Z")
If only for a short time. Not sure if I was GW I’d allow Cheney anywhere near Camp David during the procedure. > **WASHINGTON (CNN)** – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said. > Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer, will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia. > Bush’s last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/2 "2007-07-20T10:22:01Z")
[quote=“JayS”"] If only for a short time. Not sure if I was GW I’d allow Cheney anywhere near Camp David during the procedure. [/quote] :spam: Where were you last night, sucka? ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/3 "2007-07-20T10:23:08Z")
oh christ, can you imagine the jokes in the media over this… I CANT WAIT :biglaugh: EDIT: wow… i find it funny that the story “horse falls off trail in CA” overshadows Cheney taking over power :lol: ![http://img101.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/07/20/haha-477lhj4ak.jpg](http://img101.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/07/20/haha-477lhj4ak.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/4 "2007-07-20T10:30:52Z")
Hurry, DICK, youve got 2 hours to strike Iran, the time is now, victory is ours!!! 👏 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/5 "2007-07-20T10:31:00Z")
[quote=“RuBiCaNT,post:2,topic:32681"”] :spam: Where were you last night, sucka? [/quote] Did you read that PM? Last night was the wife’s BDAY. No way I was going out drinking. I’m an asshole, but not that big of an asshole. :lol: "Mr. President, your procedure went fine, but we have some other news we need to share with you. 1. Iraq is a big plate of glass. 2. A laser shot down from a satellite and incinerated Hugo Chavez 3. No one knows where Kim Jong-il is, but there is a big radioactive hole where his mansion used to be. 4. Haliburton is the 51st state." ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/6 "2007-07-20T10:41:24Z")
Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there. ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/67e7ee/32.png) [@Calico\_Angel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Calico_Angel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/7 "2007-07-20T11:18:41Z")
please tell my why they have to transfer power so the President can have something shoved up his ass? ---
**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/8 "2007-07-20T11:34:52Z")
[quote=“Calico Angel,post:7,topic:32681"”] please tell my why they have to transfer power so the President can have something shoved up his ass? [/quote] because the president will be placed under anesthesia. So if something happens and he ends up in a coma there wont be any problems about whether or not he is still in charge of the country while in a coma. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/9 "2007-07-20T11:35:25Z")
hmmmm, I think this is a cover up…DICK shot Georgie in the ASS with Bird shot and it’s getting removed. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/10 "2007-07-20T12:25:18Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”] Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there. [/quote] ZING! ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/11 "2007-07-20T12:26:25Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”] Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there. [/quote] :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Calico\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/67e7ee/32.png) [@Calico\_Angel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Calico_Angel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/12 "2007-07-20T14:26:28Z")
And just on this thread are half the jokes that will be made by comedians tonight. ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/13 "2007-07-20T15:39:20Z")
he has been running the government for years anyways ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/14 "2007-07-20T15:41:11Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”] Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there. [/quote] 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/15 "2007-07-20T16:05:50Z")
IBWMDsAreFinallyFound ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/16 "2007-07-20T16:25:51Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”] Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there. [/quote] i LOL’d. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheney-to-be-president/32681/17 "2007-07-20T17:30:32Z")
[quote=“JCuz,post:13,topic:32681"”] he has been running the government for years anyways [/quote] I was going to say that.:wiggle: