# Chicken Poop Lip Balm...?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 23, 2005, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923 "2005-11-23T10:41:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923/1 "2005-11-23T10:41:50Z")

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This stuff a real product?  
[http://www.ilovechickenpoop.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=products.productDetail&productID=34](http://www.ilovechickenpoop.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=products.productDetail&productID=34)

> The quick fix for rock stars. You’re gonna love this stuff!

> Put it on your lips, put it on your finger tips, put it just about anywhere your skin organ is needing a bit of TLC. Chicken Poop is made of the finest ingredients: Beeswax, soybean oil, lavender, sweet orange, jojoba (SPF 3).

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**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923/2 "2005-11-23T11:09:30Z")

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yes.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923/3 "2005-11-23T11:23:00Z")

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…What The Fuck.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923/4 "2005-11-23T11:44:04Z")

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I like putting jojobas on my lips.

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**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chicken-poop-lip-balm/4923/5 "2005-11-23T15:07:53Z")

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iewww…I think this is how the Bird Flu is getting around…