# Child Support

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/185688>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 18, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/185688 "2006-10-18T17:23:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![wrayzor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wrayzor/32/6021_2.png) [@wrayzor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wrayzor)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/185688/1 "2006-10-18T17:23:12Z")

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No I didn’t get anyone pregnant lol  
But anyways my grandpap sent this to me in an email I thought it was pretty damn funny…ready away!

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

Today my baby girl’s 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, “Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the spression on yo mama’s face.”

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, “Now what yo momma say 'bout that?”

She say to tell you that “you ain’t my daddy” … and watch the spression on yo face.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/185688/2 "2006-10-19T05:52:00Z")

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🤣
