# child support?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 14, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721 "2008-12-14T13:02:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/41 "2008-12-14T14:08:51Z")

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> [@SVTdriver](#):
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> time to go to BJ’s and buy the industrial strength condoms

A little too late for that.

See if they have specials on Delorean Time Machines

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**Author:** ![pipedreams96](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pipedreams96/32/5338_2.png) [@pipedreams96](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pipedreams96)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/42 "2008-12-14T14:27:35Z")

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Is there any evidance that these girls havent just heard rumors from one another and arnt trying to just fuck with you? i mean not to try and throw it off topic but but three girls in a month, plus the fact its not SUPER easy, (yet not too hard) to get a chick pregnant, they could just be fuckin with you bro

yet again maybe not, good luck

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/43 "2008-12-14T14:37:52Z")

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I have no kids, because nyspeed told me not to pro create. However, get a job off the books away from the baby mothers knowledge, and claim un employment, a friend of mine was delivering pizzas, and his girlfriend took him to court. $7 a week because he had zero income.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/44 "2008-12-14T14:46:54Z")

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> [@SVTdriver](#):
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> hey now, i guarantee most of you guys on here pull out.

No.  
Women are untrustworthy whores.  
Between getting the drip dick and knocking some dumb random whore up, I won’t go skin to skin.

> [@Beck](#):
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> 51% for the next 20 years. You’re going to be a broke dick for the rest of your life. Congrats.
> 
> Based on evidence you’ve provided, you’ll be working middle management the rest of your life. That means even if you make $45k a year, after taxes and child support, you’re going to make around $250 a week. Good luck.
> 
> Here’s some advice:
> 
> 1. Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
> 2. Find yourself a lighter. Torch lighters are best.
> 3. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body.
> 4. Retrieve lighter from your pocket.
> 5. Place lighter near your body.
> 6. Ignite.
> 7. Profit by not having to endure a lifetime of being a broke dick.

QFT.

> [@theblue](#):
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> it distrubs me that you think it’s normal/common practice to not use protection outside of a serious relationship… what’s your plan against STDs? do you ask them if they are clean, or just infertile?

QFT.

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**Author:** ![FearBefore128](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fearbefore128/32/5115_2.png) [@FearBefore128](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FearBefore128)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/45 "2008-12-14T14:47:12Z")

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dude, god is after your ass, but he wants you to suffer, 3 illegitimate kids plus your building on fire? Did you throw a black cat under a ladder and into 30 mirrors? Just end it before fate does, if you don’t you’ll just end up dying homeless and penniless…or y’know, call the women-folk, tell em you can’t do this during this time of your life, ask them to get an abortion or give it up for adoption, hope they are reasonable, and finally, WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM! They aren’t expensive and you can get free ones all over the place, and if you try and bitch about it not feeling as good, find a bitch who gives head

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/46 "2008-12-14T15:07:03Z")

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i’m trying to convince the virgin to get an abortion. she said her mom would kick her out of the house if she had one.

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**Author:** ![oxwhitegt03](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oxwhitegt03/32/5324_2.png) [@oxwhitegt03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oxwhitegt03)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/47 "2008-12-14T15:10:06Z")

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calm down guys! ,are you sure they are deff yours maybe she sat on some other guy by accident?

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/48 "2008-12-14T15:11:07Z")

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the other girl had sex with her ex-boyfriend a week before, but he wore a rubber

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**Author:** ![oxwhitegt03](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oxwhitegt03/32/5324_2.png) [@oxwhitegt03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oxwhitegt03)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/49 "2008-12-14T15:12:15Z")

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> [@SVTdriver](#):
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> i know for a fact that two are mine. the other girl had sex with her ex-boyfriend a week before, but he wore a rubber

worse comes to worse just list them in the FS section some peeps pay top dollar GLWS!

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/50 "2008-12-14T15:17:33Z")

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> [@oxwhitegt03](#):
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> worse comes to worse just list them in the FS section some peeps pay top dollar GLWS!

i was just gonna make shoes out of them :pedo:

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/51 "2008-12-14T15:30:55Z")

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svtdriver:

![http://nyspeed.com/forums/image.php?u=294&dateline=1228327585](http://nyspeed.com/forums/image.php?u=294&dateline=1228327585)

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/52 "2008-12-14T15:34:33Z")

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SVTDriver=  
 ![http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/directors_cut/uploaded_images/earl-795885.jpg](http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/directors_cut/uploaded_images/earl-795885.jpg)

Better start a list, maybe karma will reward you:mamoru:

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/53 "2008-12-14T16:03:46Z")

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> [@airhead](#):
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> SVTDriver=
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> Better start a list, maybe karma will reward you:mamoru:

lmao. nice

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**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/54 "2008-12-14T16:55:49Z")

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any relation to Wilt Chamberlain?

Why would you keep in contact with these girls in the first place?

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/55 "2008-12-14T16:57:42Z")

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if they called him, they obviously know his first name, probably his last, probably his facebook/myspace. its not like you can get someone pregnant and just kinda brush it off

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/56 "2008-12-14T17:33:58Z")

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the girl in ohio doesn’t know my last name, or my myspace or facebook. but she does know my number and where i live. i’ll be moving back to buffalo in three months. im not gonna totally screw over a girl and ruin her life. i’ll always keep in contact. i mean, the kid is half mine.

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/57 "2008-12-14T17:50:32Z")

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id sell your story to some sleezy tabloid or something - get creative, make this into huge profit…for which a large percentage of it will be taken away lol

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/58 "2008-12-14T17:59:32Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> I have no kids, because nyspeed told me not to pro create. However, get a job off the books away from the baby mothers knowledge, and claim un employment, a friend of mine was delivering pizzas, and his girlfriend took him to court. $7 a week because he had zero income.

your friend certainly does not sound like a huge piece of shit…

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**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/59 "2008-12-14T18:02:56Z")

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> [@92slowcivic](#):
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> your friend certainly does not sound like a huge piece of shit…

compared to just karter no one is huge, so he would be a slightly larger than normal pos

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/60 "2008-12-14T18:04:03Z")

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> [@92slowcivic](#):
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> your friend certainly does not sound like a huge piece of shit…

not my problem. haha. sell me your civic.

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