# child support?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 14, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721 "2008-12-14T13:02:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/81 "2008-12-14T21:30:39Z")

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Oh god shawn, you didn’t tell me 3! It’ll work out somehow dude

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**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/82 "2008-12-14T21:31:16Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Oh god shawn, you didn’t tell me 3! It’ll work out somehow dude

i found out about the other two this week

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**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/83 "2008-12-14T21:31:52Z")

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:io:

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/84 "2008-12-14T21:36:32Z")

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> [@turbociv](#):
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> W O W did i seriously just read all this??? be a man and pick one and get married. If your man enough to make a child then your man enough to make a family and give one of these children a fighting chance at living a sorta normal life.

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**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/85 "2008-12-14T21:41:48Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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fucking LOL

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/86 "2008-12-14T22:05:46Z")

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![http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/LostPerfectFlaw/wda.jpg](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/LostPerfectFlaw/wda.jpg)

took me longer to upload the picture to my computer than it did to get my hands on a condom in my room. inner jacket pockets are a great place too. seriously man.

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/87 "2008-12-14T22:15:22Z")

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man up. life isn’t always about trying to find the easy way out.

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/88 "2008-12-14T22:52:29Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

FUCKING SUCKS!

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/89 "2008-12-14T23:08:08Z")

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At least you have strong swimmers.

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**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/90 "2008-12-15T03:21:45Z")

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> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> Always a rubber. Even with my gf I use a rubber everytime and pull out. Why you ask?

The sex is way better with no rubber.Pulling out with a rubber ruins the sex on top of that.

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/91 "2008-12-15T03:44:02Z")

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> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> Always a rubber. Even with my gf I use a rubber everytime and pull out. Why you ask? Because I am not ready to be a father, I don’t want a kid for at least another 5 years, and I’m not married so being tied to someone for life is something that scares the shit out of me. I believe in abortion, great!!! My gf however is anti so… safe sex it is.

Same here…  
Even though we are probably going to get married eventually and have some kiddies.  
Not now, however.  
But if it does happen… Eh, It was going to happen later in life anyway.  
So not like I’m too worried.  
But I would prefer it later… when… I have, you know… money.  
and a house.

But I feel 200x better after reading this thread.  
I thought I was having some terrible luck.

So you guys say 17% for every child?  
What if he knocks up 9 more women?  
They would be taking 204% of his paycheck?  
What?

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/92 "2008-12-15T04:40:22Z")

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Abortions anyone?

![http://www.audrizzle.com/abortionsendsbabiestogodfaster.jpg](http://www.audrizzle.com/abortionsendsbabiestogodfaster.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/93 "2008-12-15T05:16:26Z")

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![http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee233/catchspider2003/English%20movies/Idiocracy/Idiocracy2.jpg](http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee233/catchspider2003/English%20movies/Idiocracy/Idiocracy2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/94 "2008-12-15T09:08:07Z")

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Wow. Custom title awarded.

Spring for the paternity tests. Girls that get knocked up by random guys aren’t exactly compelled to be honest. I.E. the one that banged her ex but used a condom? Uh huh…

Good luck. Props to handling it like a man. And telling NYSpeed about it. You should probably print this thread. It’ll make for great baby scrap book material. :eyebrow:

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/95 "2008-12-15T09:13:40Z")

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I’m impressed you guys can actually get off with a rubber. I can go at it with one of those things for hours and I just end up calling it quits. :angryhump: fuck that noise.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/96 "2008-12-15T09:15:45Z")

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God, this is all sorts of awesome :tup:

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/97 "2008-12-15T09:15:53Z")

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wow dude

i really dont even know what to say right now

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/98 "2008-12-15T09:16:46Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> I’m impressed you guys can actually get off with a rubber. I can go at it with one of those things for hours and I just end up calling it quits. fuck that noise.

Try it sober. :tup:

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/99 "2008-12-15T09:17:04Z")

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thanks for the laugh

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/child-support/59721/100 "2008-12-15T09:17:51Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> wow dude
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> i really dont even know what to say right now

“You poor bastard” comes to mind.

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