# Chinese to English translation **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 29, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343 "2007-10-29T05:13:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/1 "2007-10-29T05:13:12Z")
We have a ping pong table at work, and one of the guys bought new rubber for their paddle. I know Chinese doesn’t always translate directly to English, but this isn’t even close. I don’t know much about table tennis paddles, but apparently this rubber is good for connecting to a multi-board pull salt. :wtf: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/2 "2007-10-29T05:15:08Z")
Um… so the paddles are actually deadly weapons? ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/3 "2007-10-29T05:22:27Z")
Engrish. Speak Engrish! ---
**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/4 "2007-10-29T05:25:07Z")
![Fine examples of Chinglish (Chinese-english).](https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/807/27193188948_7ba719f2f2_z.jpg) More fun chinglish! ---
**Author:** ![KeithO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@KeithO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KeithO)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/5 "2007-10-29T15:37:14Z")
Here are a couple that I saw on various signs in the hotels when I was there 2 years ago: Women are invited to not have their babies in the lounge. Leave your clothes with us at the front desk and have a good time. ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/6 "2007-10-29T16:14:32Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2298): > > Leave your clothes with us at the front desk and have a good time. Happy ending included? :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![KeithO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@KeithO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KeithO)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/7 "2007-10-29T17:51:19Z")
> [@wtb mustang???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-mustang/33244/4): > > Happy ending included? :dunno: No, I asked. The idea that they were trying to get across was that you should drop off your laundry at the front desk and then you could be free to “have a good time” since they worried about the laundry. ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/8 "2007-10-30T06:13:43Z")
🤣 @ my gutter-mind. I just noticed at the very bottom… _You’d better not taste or smell the rubber products_ :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/9 "2007-10-30T06:49:18Z")
![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/1797467484_bce2e5f674.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/1797467484_bce2e5f674.jpg?v=0) ![http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif](http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif) LOL ---
**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/10 "2007-10-30T07:03:30Z")
All your base are belong to us! ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chinese-to-english-translation/193343/11 "2007-10-30T07:29:01Z")
![http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/shit-of-your-dog.jpg](http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/shit-of-your-dog.jpg)