# Chris07SS plays detective **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614 "2009-03-06T18:56:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/1 "2009-03-06T18:56:54Z")
**_Online Members:_** Chris07SS, 04goat350, 88slowmarro, 97cavy, Auto0utcast, big red, Cliff, **_crazyz250_** , dc2nick, Hooked on 240, jvg motorsports, mcflurry, Mike, PJB, rexford flats racing, Sexonwheels419, Shady, skierdood, tdi\_logik, Vovchandr, xreaction122 Using my super-sensitive faggot detector, I can narrow the list down to one (general) individual: CrazyZ250 (333whp) This is the same asshole that told me he was going to Bogeys tonight. Bogeys. Of all the fucking places to go to. So what I want to know is _ **why** _ is this Honda warrior (lets not forget the 333whp prelude, or the 50whp SI, or the panty droppin’ WRetard) is still on shift at 954 PM. I’m definitely having a better night already by sitting home and writing this rather than going downtown (wasting money getting there first off), sitting in a club with a bunch of people I do not know (and probably do not like), and drinking overpriced beer. That is all. _Resumes masturbating_ ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/2 "2009-03-06T19:00:54Z")
This thread sucks. On that note, if your not willing to pay to play, no wonder your not getting any and bitch about woman all the time. And your to young for clubs downtown unless you know somebody. I’m not old enough either but theres been a few times I’ve been overlooked due to friends knowing people. oh and get off his nuts ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/3 "2009-03-06T19:02:33Z")
maybe his parents are spying on him using his account? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/4 "2009-03-06T19:04:32Z")
just masterbate kid its easier ,cheaper,and noone knows what ya like better than you ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/5 "2009-03-06T19:05:30Z")
and you cant get aids from whackin it ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/6 "2009-03-06T19:11:44Z")
> [@Stealership. Pun intended.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stealership-pun-intended/15186/2): > > just masterbate kid its easier ,cheaper,and noone knows what ya like better than you I dunno man, I love head, but unforutantly I can’t give that to myself, so I still need someone for something catch my drift :hug 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/7 "2009-03-06T19:12:03Z")
> [@Freakin' funny ass joke.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/10): > > This thread sucks. > > On that note, if your not willing to pay to play, no wonder your not getting any and bitch about woman all the time. > > And your to young for clubs downtown unless you know somebody. I’m not old enough either but theres been a few times I’ve been overlooked due to friends knowing people. > > oh and get off his nuts You’re a fucking dumbass and a half. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/8 "2009-03-06T19:14:21Z")
> [@anyone here do hvac?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-do-hvac/15155/12): > > I dunno man, I love head, but unforutantly I can’t give that to myself, so I still need someone for something > > catch my drift :hug 😉 I think they sell ‘toys’ that can help you out in that situation ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/9 "2009-03-06T19:15:45Z")
> [@anyone here do hvac?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-do-hvac/15155/12): > > I dunno man, I love head, but unforutantly I can’t give that to myself, so I still need someone for something > > catch my drift :hug 😉 thats easy to duplicate ,all ya need is 3 latex gloves,a towel and some tape… fill 2 gloves wit warm water tie em off ,sandwich dry glove in between them take the cuff stretch it over the warm gloves and tape or adhere properly ,take towel and wrap them up …now go get a good movie or what have you wit a bottle of lotion "needs to be slightly wam also for full effect"apply some in the opening of glove and go to town keep the eyes closed and dont look down as it will wreck it;) ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/10 "2009-03-06T19:15:52Z")
Epic thread. Seitz ftmfl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/11 "2009-03-06T19:17:19Z")
> [@How to drink Code Red Mountain Dew](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/65): > > Epic thread. Seitz ftmfl Yea, +mad rep yo! :number1 ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/12 "2009-03-06T19:17:19Z")
> [@How to drink Code Red Mountain Dew](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/64): > > thats easy to duplicate ,all ya need is 3 latex gloves,a towel and some tape… fill 2 gloves wit warm water tie em off ,sandwich dry glove in between them take the cuff stretch it over the warm gloves and tape or adhere properly ,take towel and wrap them up …now go get a good movie or what have you wit a bottle of lotion "needs to be slightly wam also for full effect"apply some in the opening of glove and go to town keep the eyes closed and dont look down as it will wreck it;) Seems like youve had a lonely night or two. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/13 "2009-03-06T19:18:32Z")
> [@anyone here do hvac?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-do-hvac/15155/13): > > Seems like youve had a lonely night or two. what can i say kid ,i was also in jail to there called jailhouse suzy,s:lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/14 "2009-03-06T19:20:40Z")
I can honestly say Ive never been that lonely or whatever the feeling is that would make doing that necessary. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/15 "2009-03-06T19:21:22Z")
do a yr witout any then talk to me ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/16 "2009-03-06T19:22:12Z")
try 7 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/17 "2009-03-06T19:23:14Z")
> [@I know nothing about suspensions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-know-nothing-about-suspensions/15184/3): > > try 7 Damn. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/18 "2009-03-06T19:23:49Z")
paul i think i need to make ya one of these bad boys or 30 ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/19 "2009-03-06T19:24:22Z")
holy shit i hope for some girls sake you masterbate ,that first load will kill her if ya dont ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614/20 "2009-03-06T19:25:38Z")
> [@Freakin' funny ass joke.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/12): > > paul i think i need to make ya one of these bad boys > > or 30 wont be necessary. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chris07ss-plays-detective/242614.md?page=2)