# Christian Newman, Rape Defendant **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 11, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203 "2010-02-11T08:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/1 "2010-02-11T08:13:56Z")
Aquitted. Pheew. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk\_news/england/berkshire/3006848.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/berkshire/3006848.stm) ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/2 "2010-02-11T08:16:54Z")
ha! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/3 "2010-02-11T08:19:56Z")
lol EDIT: arent you 28 too? ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/4 "2010-02-11T08:20:31Z")
Same age too? Eerie. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/5 "2010-02-11T08:26:03Z")
I am 28, but that’s from 2003. If I get arrested for rape it won’t be that kind :fry: ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/6 "2010-02-11T08:26:51Z")
Ooh, and he drives a Ferrari! Helloooo Mr. Newman! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/7 "2010-02-11T08:28:32Z")
I know. They gave the wrong C Newman the ferrari. ---
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/8 "2010-02-11T08:32:03Z")
Lmao. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/9 "2010-02-11T08:33:49Z")
did you just google your own name and this came up? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/10 "2010-02-11T08:34:56Z")
yeah lol. we were talking about googling yourself at work… ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/11 "2010-02-11T08:37:10Z")
lol, how creepy that a rape story would come up. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/12 "2010-02-11T08:39:59Z")
[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/photos/MENDOLA.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/brokers-northeast-us.asp&usg=\_\_9cs6uvDjbmIiu8t9bCJQLUNeziQ=&h=526&w=427&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=dlSCkpAZfhMbzM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djoseph%2BMendola%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/photos/MENDOLA.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/brokers-northeast-us.asp&usg=__9cs6uvDjbmIiu8t9bCJQLUNeziQ=&h=526&w=427&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=dlSCkpAZfhMbzM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djoseph%2BMendola%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1) god those pics are making me lol ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/13 "2010-02-11T08:41:37Z")
![http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_dtLXHFl63QtlM:http://www.watchitsalwayssunny.com/images/311.png](http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_dtLXHFl63QtlM:http://www.watchitsalwayssunny.com/images/311.png) ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/14 "2010-02-11T08:44:04Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > [http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/photos/MENDOLA.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/brokers-northeast-us.asp&usg=\_\_9cs6uvDjbmIiu8t9bCJQLUNeziQ=&h=526&w=427&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=dlSCkpAZfhMbzM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djoseph%2BMendola%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/photos/MENDOLA.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.argus-selfstorage.com/brokers-northeast-us.asp&usg=__9cs6uvDjbmIiu8t9bCJQLUNeziQ=&h=526&w=427&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=dlSCkpAZfhMbzM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djoseph%2BMendola%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1) > > god those pics are making me lol Guy G. Blake = Borat ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/15 "2010-02-11T08:44:29Z")
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA @ the always sunny ref. ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/16 "2010-02-11T08:47:50Z")
glad you got that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mankthetank19](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mankthetank19/32/5295_2.png) [@Mankthetank19](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mankthetank19)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/17 "2010-02-11T08:55:46Z")
damn… ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/18 "2010-02-11T09:51:56Z")
1st thing that came to mind when I read the title was this: > Eddie Cantrow: I love sports. In fact, I even lost my virginity on a baseball diamond. > Buzz: Oh, you’re too much. Really? > Eddie Cantrow: Yeah, yeah. A couple of the older kids pushed me down and - > [growls] > Eddie Cantrow: [everyone stops laughing] > Eddie Cantrow: It was not pretty. > [pause] > Gayla: Did you file charges? > Eddie Cantrow: No, I… > Miranda: He was making a joke, Gayla. > Deborah: About anal rape…? ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/19 "2010-02-11T09:59:39Z")
internet spelling nazi says: “acquitted” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christian-newman-rape-defendant/79203/20 "2010-02-11T10:02:29Z")
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