# Chuck Norris Drift Facts **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [March 13, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847 "2008-03-13T09:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alesserfate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/21 "2008-03-13T14:40:28Z")
> [@Martino"](#): > > ^^ Chuck Noris will show you some rhkttf garbage!! hahahhaha, chuck norris is my buddy we used to chill back in the day ---
**Author:** ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/22 "2008-03-13T14:42:02Z")
> [@Honda trouble](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honda-trouble/16263/5): > > wouldnt that make chuck norris a rotary? Hmm, tis true… there should be somesort of elaboration to this fact… Bing, what do you have to say about that? HMM!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/23 "2008-03-13T15:07:50Z")
Chuck Norris is indestructible, and therefore, is not a rotary. ---
**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/24 "2008-03-13T15:19:50Z")
> [@History of the SHO and what could have been...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/history-of-the-sho-and-what-could-have-been/16238/13): > > Chuck Norris is indestructible, and therefore, is not a rotary. lol, i didn’t know what to expect when they were saying it should be a rotary but that come back is perfect! LMFAO ---
**Author:** ![Ko-San](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/25 "2008-03-13T15:22:20Z")
> [@supra motor ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/supra-motor/16230/9): > > Chuck Norris’s coupe used to be a hatch until he round house kicked it in the face. actually, he round house kicked it in the rear ---
**Author:** ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/26 "2008-03-13T15:47:11Z")
Whad he do with the spoiler? Fiberglassed and repainted? I’d like him to write up a diy for it… ---
**Author:** ![Oni-Kyan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oni-kyan/32/5503_2.png) [@Oni-Kyan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oni-Kyan)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/27 "2008-03-13T16:11:44Z")
^^Chuck Norris told the car to fix its self ---
**Author:** ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/28 "2008-03-13T18:44:50Z")
oh man thats rhkttf tyte! ---
**Author:** ![DJPyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/278dde/32.png) [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/29 "2008-03-13T18:47:37Z")
Chuck Norris facts are old. Chuck Norris is also annoyed with the fact that people keep fucking it up. His signature move was NOT a roundhouse, but instead a spinning back-side kick. Chuck Norris has also recently started a campaign to apply a spinning back-side kick to the head of everyone who thinks his signature move was a roundhouse kick. ---
**Author:** ![Keez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/keez/32/5570_2.png) [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/30 "2008-03-13T18:51:03Z")
when chuck norris goes swimming he doestn get wet, more like the water gets chuck. also there was no such thing as a Giraffe till chuck norris uppercut a horse. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/31 "2008-03-14T05:20:24Z")
chuck norris is not reading this post. He’s out getting laid, you guys , not so much . farmer ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/32 "2008-03-14T05:28:10Z")
chuck norris doenst need to read this thread, you know, since this thread is about things that he did already. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/33 "2008-03-14T05:36:02Z")
bahahaha. are you sure chuck norris aint the father of your baby ? farmer ---
**Author:** ![rc3932](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@rc3932](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rc3932)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/34 "2008-03-14T05:39:05Z")
When chuck norris goes drifting his tires don’t get smoked, the road gets chuck norrised - me lol similar to when chuck norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets chuck norrised There’s no such as thing as drift cars, only cars that Chuck Norris has breathed on - me When Chuck Norris drifts he’s not just sliding the car, he’s pulling the earth -me They say Chuck Norris is the best drifter ever, too bad there’s no shifter that can withstand Chuck Norris. -me Chuck Norris can drift FWD - me DAMN IM GOOD AT THIS I CAN GO FOREVER! ---
**Author:** ![japdrifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@japdrifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/japdrifter)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/35 "2008-03-14T05:39:45Z")
> [@supra motor ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/supra-motor/16230/9): > > Chuck Norris drives an S13 coupe, and that is how you know coupes \> hatches. > > Chuck Norris’s coupe used to be a hatch until he round house kicked it in the face. > > Chuck Norris built an SR20 that put out 450 RHKTTF… that is power equivalent to 450 round house kicks to the face… at the wheels. > > Chuck Norris’s only removed his 450RHKTTF SR20 in favour of actual round house kicks to the face. > > Chuck Norris’s Round House Kicks To The Face powered S13 coupe uses Bings.ca mutli-link lol, man i laughed till a vein poped in my neck, now im on my way to the hospital ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/36 "2008-03-14T05:40:42Z")
^^^^^^^^^ not soo good ! farmer ---
**Author:** ![rc3932](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@rc3932](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rc3932)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/37 "2008-03-14T05:45:43Z")
mine’s gangster no? i thought of another one Chuck Norris drifted once, that’s where people got the term ‘power shifting’, There’s no such as thing as “not enough power to drift” only cars Chuck Norris hasn’t sat in. Chuck Norris once round house kicked the side of his lemon, that’s how drifting started. The director wanted Chuck Norris in for Fast and Furious 3, too he couldn’t find a shifter that can withstand Chuck Norris’ arm. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to worry about center of gravity, HE IS the center of gravity. ---
**Author:** ![NISMO\_GTR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nismo_gtr/32/5557_2.png) [@NISMO\_GTR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NISMO_GTR)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/38 "2008-03-14T06:14:55Z")
Chuck Norris is soo baller… He needs to drift with V-DUBS! ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/39 "2008-03-14T06:57:47Z")
Unfortunately the title of the famous japanese drifting cartoon had to be changed because of potential copyright infringement and subsequent round house kicks to the face if they had called it by it’s original title: Initial Chuck Norris. The pilot episode of the cartoon was a 2 minute short about how Chuck Norris built Mt. Akina with his bare hands. The mountain’s forests were grown from the seeds of his chest hair. There were other required plot changes, for example, the delivery of Tofu had to be included because no one else can deliver round house kicks to the face. Moreover, if you tried to deliver round house kicks to the face in an AE86 it would explode from not being nearly awesome enough. The inclusion of employment at a gas station was a natural conversion of the actual part time job Chuck Norris had as a teenager. Except, instead of gasoline he dispensed pain. And instead of a gas pump, he used round house kicks to the face. ---
**Author:** ![Oni-Kyan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oni-kyan/32/5503_2.png) [@Oni-Kyan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oni-Kyan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/40 "2008-03-14T07:52:48Z")
+1 for Bing best ones so far Mael Chuck Norris Built my car Chuck Norris says some one should buy it! or get rhkttf’d [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847.md?page=3)