# Chuck Norris Drift Facts **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [March 13, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847 "2008-03-13T09:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sil8t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@sil8t](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sil8t)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/41 "2008-03-14T08:10:18Z")
> [@will i get killed?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-i-get-killed/16235/36): > > chuck norris is not reading this post. He’s out getting laid, you guys , not so much . > > farmer HA ---
**Author:** ![sil8t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@sil8t](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sil8t)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/42 "2008-03-14T08:13:54Z")
its a sad day in son history when this is most popular thread. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/43 "2008-03-14T08:27:25Z")
^^^^ exactly farmer ---
**Author:** ![knockturnal](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/knockturnal/32/5687_2.png) [@knockturnal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/knockturnal)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/44 "2008-03-14T09:05:23Z")
i heard chuck norris got stuck in a time space continuim will now be designing aero with precision dropkicks 2 the bodies of selected s13,s ---
**Author:** ![Ko-San](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/45 "2008-03-14T09:12:05Z")
I believe one should start a bruce lee thread =D ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/46 "2008-03-14T12:24:53Z")
thread start bruce lee = teh gay thread over farmer ---
**Author:** ![Lucidsnow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lucidsnow/32/5538_2.png) [@Lucidsnow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucidsnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/47 "2008-03-14T13:42:18Z")
Bruce Lee is not gay… hes a legend unlike chuck norris. bruce lee 1inch punched chuck norris so hard he fell onto a chair and chair fell over too. that is truth. search video ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Tarz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tarz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tarz)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/48 "2008-03-14T15:25:39Z")
“Chuck Norris doesn’t have to worry about center of gravity, HE IS the center of gravity” hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Ko-San](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/49 "2008-03-14T15:51:04Z")
> [@farmer"](#): > > thread start > > bruce lee = teh gay > > thread over > > farmer bruce lee is 10 roundhouse kicks better than chuck norris. the time it takes chuck norris to do one rhkttf bruce lee would have done 2 rhkttf plus 3 punches ---
**Author:** ![alesserfate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/50 "2008-03-15T11:03:14Z")
> [@Super Size Me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/super-size-me/16182/54): > > bruce lee is 10 roundhouse kicks better than chuck norris. > the time it takes chuck norris to do one rhkttf bruce lee would have done > 2 rhkttf plus 3 punches +109023478923472893742 ---
**Author:** ![sil8t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@sil8t](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sil8t)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/51 "2008-03-15T12:08:51Z")
> [@farmer"](#): > > thread start > > bruce lee = teh gay > > thread over > > farmer hahaha the end ---
**Author:** ![Multisynclg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/multisynclg/32/5328_2.png) [@Multisynclg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Multisynclg)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/52 "2008-03-15T12:17:04Z")
![http://www.bannedbanner.com/gallery/thread_sucks.jpg](http://www.bannedbanner.com/gallery/thread_sucks.jpg) ![http://www.fantasticdamage.com/blog/seal.jpg](http://www.fantasticdamage.com/blog/seal.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![sil8t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@sil8t](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sil8t)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/53 "2008-03-15T12:22:01Z")
^^ funniest shit on this thread ---
**Author:** ![polak240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polak240sx/32/5683_2.png) [@polak240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/polak240sx)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/54 "2008-03-15T12:41:50Z")
> [@bing"](#): > > There were other required plot changes, for example, the delivery of Tofu had to be included because no one else can deliver round house kicks to the face. HAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/55 "2011-03-10T20:31:53Z")
bump… nigga’s 71 today… ---
**Author:** ![AhmadG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ahmadg/32/5577_2.png) [@AhmadG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AhmadG)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847/56 "2011-03-11T18:34:00Z")
Without the ones Bing posted, this thread would have sucked. lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drift-facts/113847.md?page=2)