# Chuck Norris drives a GT-R **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [March 16, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635 "2010-03-16T17:36:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sweet89s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweet89s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweet89s13)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/1 "2010-03-16T17:36:51Z")
> **[Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R](https://jalopnik.com/5494734/why-chuck-norris-drives-a-nissan-gt-r)** > > Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his birthday because, frankly, they're so much alike. Here's how: ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/2 "2010-03-16T18:29:08Z")
lol “Chuck Norris and Mr T. got into a GT-R and drove to a bar. The bar instantly exploded as that much AWESOME can’t be contained in one place.” ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/3 "2010-03-16T19:31:45Z")
Han Solo thought the Millennium Falcon was fast until he drove the GT-R. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears GT-R pajamas. The GT-R was what Willis was talkin’ about. The GT-R is a flex fuel vehicle. It makes 480hp on tap water. On pump gas it makes 20,000 WHP. ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/4 "2010-03-16T20:40:11Z")
The GT-R doesn’t need or want a HEMI. Doesn’t the GTR have hemispherical combustion chambers or was that just the old one? ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/5 "2010-03-17T06:11:37Z")
The GT-R is an over hyped piece of shit ---
**Author:** ![Gl1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gl1/32/5471_2.png) [@Gl1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gl1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/6 "2010-03-17T06:30:44Z")
IMO chuck Norris is much more like a ZR1. it’s American, powerful, and beats more expensive rivals. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/7 "2010-03-17T06:44:51Z")
hell no if anything he’d be a dodge viper ACR ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/8 "2010-03-17T06:54:04Z")
Chuck Norris is a douche and the GTR is a POS /thread ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/9 "2010-03-17T07:38:52Z")
> If you Google search “GT-R getting its ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. [http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1ACAW\_ENUS348&q=GT-R+getting+its+ass+kicked&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=](http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1ACAW_ENUS348&q=GT-R+getting+its+ass+kicked&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=) “Like this unfortunate GT-R driver who ended up getting spanked by a Mitsubishi Evo IX MR” :poke: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/10 "2010-03-17T14:49:06Z")
Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce Lee. Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/11 "2010-03-17T15:02:28Z")
That link is pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/12 "2010-03-17T15:05:23Z")
> [@Quattro Krant](#): > > The GT-R is an over hyped piece of shit I’ll grant you over hyped, but piece of shit makes you sound a bit slow. ---
**Author:** ![sweet89s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweet89s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweet89s13)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/13 "2010-03-18T03:24:41Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce Lee. Nuff said. I do belive that was in a movie and Bruce lee is wormfood and chuck is still delivering roundhouses to the face. ---
**Author:** ![Sansone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sansone/32/4970_2.png) [@Sansone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sansone)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/14 "2010-03-18T08:10:25Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-drives-a-gt-r/151635/15 "2010-03-19T08:56:35Z")
Haha nice.