# chuck norris fact generator **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875 "2005-12-19T15:38:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/1 "2005-12-19T15:38:38Z")
www.4q.cc/chuck pretty amusing. new fact pops up everytime you vote on current one. my fav. so far is “if chuck norris ate a rubics cube he would poop it out solved” ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/2 "2005-12-19T15:45:27Z")
> [@Chuck Norris fact generator!](#): > > Chuck Norris has had over a thousand children and he has eaten every one of them. § ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/3 "2005-12-19T15:53:45Z")
i still cannot stop laughing @ this shit ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/4 "2005-12-19T15:54:49Z")
Ford, realizing their mistake, recently changed their slogan to, “Built Chuck Norris tough”. FTW ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/5 "2005-12-19T16:05:18Z")
ehh i didnt laugh once, most were really gay i liked the other chuck norris thread ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/6 "2005-12-19T16:49:19Z")
What’s with the obsession with Chuck Norris? I think some of these are funny… I liked a few of the others also. I just think it’s funny to have all these facts about him… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/7 "2005-12-19T16:49:39Z")
> [@CHUCK NORRIS FACT GENERATOR](#): > > Chuck Norris can shit bricks of gold or small children of any race. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/8 "2005-12-19T16:55:06Z")
> Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Now that is badass. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/9 "2005-12-19T17:22:23Z")
been hittin the refresh button on my browser for about the past half-hour, this is great ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/10 "2005-12-19T17:43:34Z")
I thought hitting F5 a couple times would make me smile. Then I hit ALT+F4 once… and it did the trick. ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/11 "2005-12-19T18:05:12Z")
omfg i cant stop laughing ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/12 "2005-12-19T18:31:32Z")
haha yah I love the chuck norris facts ---
**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/13 "2005-12-19T18:34:49Z")
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Chuck Norris, and people who are going to die. I cant stop laughing 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/14 "2005-12-19T20:06:33Z")
When faced with a difficult situation, Jesus asks himself, “What would Chuck Norris do?” LOL Once plugged into the Matrix, it took Chuck Norris 6 minutes to do what it took Neo 3 movies to accomplish. He also beat Super Mario Bros in under 60 seconds while he was there. lol ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/15 "2005-12-19T20:23:22Z")
> Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/16 "2005-12-19T21:42:04Z")
^^ not bad ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/17 "2005-12-19T21:57:41Z")
Chuck Norris takes regular drives through black neighborhoods with his doors unlocked. ehh A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. better The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/18 "2005-12-19T21:59:27Z")
lol… not bad ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/19 "2005-12-19T22:06:16Z")
> [@Fetter](#): > > What’s with the obsession with Chuck Norris? oooo u did not go there, bad idea. chuck is actually on his way to your house now just for asking that, he may alrdy be behinde you, theres nothing you can do now tho, one roundhouse kick to the face equals sure death ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875/20 "2005-12-19T22:16:32Z")
As long as he pooped out the rubiks cube first… if he’s going to kick me, I want it to be the full Chuck Norris kick… not something that is hampered by him solving the rubiks cube with his ass. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-fact-generator/5875.md?page=2)