# Chuck Norris & party poker. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 30, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249 "2005-12-30T14:36:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/1 "2005-12-30T14:36:15Z")
He **soooo** owps. ![http://poststuff4.entensity.net/122805/chuck.jpg](http://poststuff4.entensity.net/122805/chuck.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/2 "2005-12-30T14:38:28Z")
bwahahahah rofl! ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/3 "2005-12-30T14:47:39Z")
no pic for me ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/4 "2005-12-30T14:57:06Z")
working now … wtf mate … attachd for those that cant see it … ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/5 "2005-12-30T15:02:34Z")
I love the green “4” UNO card LOLLER ---
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/6 "2005-12-30T15:31:48Z")
He is gonna roundhouse kick everyone because they all folded. Then he will roundhouse kick the dealer just for fun.:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/7 "2005-12-30T15:57:58Z")
:gay: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/8 "2005-12-30T15:59:01Z")
> [@Choda](#): > > :gay: it’s an OT bandwagon ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/9 "2005-12-30T16:18:28Z")
I believe it was a red 5 card from UNO that helped him win the WSOP ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/10 "2005-12-30T16:31:26Z")
ok ok guys we all know hes going to win poker every time, but, who would win in a fight? chuck norris or god?? trick question, chuck norris IS god ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/11 "2005-12-30T17:06:55Z")
^his joke is better than the pic ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/12 "2005-12-30T17:21:00Z")
> [@Choda](#): > > ^his joke is better than the pic x2, now that is funny ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/13 "2005-12-30T18:47:52Z")
x3 ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/14 "2005-12-30T18:53:57Z")
Ya, to bad its an old Ditka(da bears) joke from SNL circa 1989. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/15 "2005-12-30T18:59:07Z")
And that prevents it from being funny how? ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/16 "2005-12-30T19:49:25Z")
un original. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/17 "2005-12-30T20:37:34Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/18 "2005-12-30T20:47:07Z")
according to the theory of evolution, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-party-poker/6249/19 "2005-12-31T00:24:52Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > Ya, to bad its an old Ditka(da bears) joke from SNL circa 1989. im very aware, BUT ditka was god in until 1993, but then chuck started walker texas ranger and after the 1st episode round house kicked ditka in the face. (chuck also took care of hurricane ditka)