# Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure

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**Created:** [March 17, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860 "2009-03-17T12:48:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860/1 "2009-03-17T12:48:44Z")

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> **[Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-norris-lawsuit/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure-idUSN2129580420071222)**
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> Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Some people just don’t know what a joke or a parody is.

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**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860/2 "2009-03-17T12:57:43Z")

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poor chuck… he’s finally lost it…

…at least the hoff makes himself look like a fool with pride!

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860/3 "2009-03-17T23:02:33Z")

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Carlos Ray Norris… Intersting.
