# Chuck Norris - The only WMD in Iraq

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 14, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005 "2008-03-14T06:57:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/1 "2008-03-14T06:57:09Z")

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[http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0854496320080310?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0](http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0854496320080310?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0)

> A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, soldiers say.
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> “The fastest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist,” reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements.
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> “Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter,” reads one and “Chuck Norris divides by zero,” reads another.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/2 "2008-03-14T06:58:49Z")

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👏

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/3 "2008-03-14T07:06:40Z")

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> “Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter”

hahaha, haven’t heard that one before

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/4 "2008-03-14T07:07:38Z")

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my consumer price index ADD was good for something…I prefer this thread :tup:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/5 "2008-03-14T07:13:23Z")

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> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> hahaha, haven’t heard that one before

It’s a T-shirt Hell Tshirt, they just added Chuck Norris to it.

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**Author:** ![lsvtechatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@lsvtechatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lsvtechatch)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-the-only-wmd-in-iraq/45005/6 "2008-03-14T10:52:51Z")

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chuck norris is so badass i named my mini-dragon after it…seriously