# chuck norris **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 9, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719 "2005-12-09T20:10:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/21 "2005-12-10T07:09:38Z")
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy’s. When asked why he doesn’t do this Vin replied “Because Grammy’s are for queers.” Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence. ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/22 "2005-12-10T07:50:54Z")
vin and mr t :mrT: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it. Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at Denny’s forgot his birthday. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it. Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. Mr. T actually beat Rocky in Rocky III. In fact he killed Slyvester Stallone with his first punch. And wore his skin to make Rocky IV. If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it’s guaranteed. ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/23 "2005-12-10T12:03:11Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: the Mr.T ones are fuckin great lmao ---
**Author:** ![81Boo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ac8455/32.png) [@81Boo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/81Boo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/24 "2005-12-10T16:08:16Z")
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/25 "2005-12-10T20:23:54Z")
It’s funny when it’s Bill Brasky. It’s far less amusing when it is a real person. Just seems like way too much hero worshiping. ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/26 "2005-12-11T21:31:10Z")
Chuck Norris was one of my most influencial role models growing up… ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/27 "2005-12-11T21:50:35Z")
Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. :mrT: ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/28 "2005-12-31T08:19:12Z")
[http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html](http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html) :bowrofl: conan o’brian’s best walker texas ranger clip ever :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/29 "2006-01-01T11:24:42Z")
> [@rookee](#): > > [http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html](http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html) > :bowrofl: conan o’brian’s best walker texas ranger clip ever :bowrofl: bump for hilarity ---
**Author:** ![Nick2517](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@Nick2517](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nick2517)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/30 "2006-01-01T11:33:37Z")
the Mr.T ones are amazing ahhahahaa ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/31 "2006-01-15T19:42:36Z")
bump for archives or else ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/Pn37573.gif](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/Pn37573.gif) ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/32 "2006-01-15T19:51:36Z")
not that good ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/33 "2006-01-15T20:18:47Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > not that good ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/34 "2006-01-15T20:19:36Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > not that good ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/35 "2006-01-16T15:53:31Z")
lets see… take a count of who posted… 15 people think its funny 3 weirdos dont :finger: ---
**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/36 "2006-01-16T15:55:10Z")
When I say something’s funny, it counts as 5x the funny. So really like 75 people said it’s funny ---
**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/37 "2006-01-16T16:27:15Z")
This chuck norris thing is getting so old. Plus all the emo kids are all into it. Maybe you guys should go join myspace if you like the shit so much ---
**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/38 "2006-01-16T16:32:03Z")
I have been cracking Chuck Norris jokes since '96. Those emo fags are copiers. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/39 "2006-01-16T17:03:52Z")
/gayassthread ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719/40 "2006-01-16T19:23:13Z")
too bad the 3 wierdos are in charge of putting it in the archive [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris/178719.md?page=3)