# Classic Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 26, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652 "2004-08-26T22:57:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/1 "2004-08-26T22:57:16Z")
Sometimes, PITTspeed members say stuff that is ultra funny, witty, or downright cruel. This thread will be a running list of all-time great quotes. Here’s how it will work. When someone has something that they think is a great quote, submit it to a mod and we’ll vote on whether it will make the list. I’ll start it off with this one: HaNnIBaL64-fuck em in the ass till they need a colostomy bag. Darkstar-people like you make me wish i had a coat hanger and a time machine ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/2 "2004-08-26T23:18:28Z")
anyone who quoted me please post, i’m in about 8 sigs. for example: “fuck me from a roll” “donkey power” “some paint chipped off beth’s little black book and it said White Pages” ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/3 "2004-08-26T23:46:43Z")
people like you make me wish i had a coat hanger and a time machine ---
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/4 "2004-08-26T23:48:39Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > people like you make me wish i had a coat hanger and a time machine who said that? ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/5 "2004-08-26T23:50:56Z")
jackstand racer ---
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/6 "2004-08-26T23:52:48Z")
alright fucktards. Don’t just post random quotes. I need a the quote and who said it. Actually I would prefer to have a link to the thread it was posted in, but the quote and who said it will suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/7 "2004-08-27T00:32:11Z")
> [@Black\_WS6](#): > > who said that? yours truly. :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/8 "2004-08-27T03:41:30Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > i thought VW owners were wimps 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/9 "2004-08-27T11:23:49Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > Dr. Darkstar’s diagnosis: > > Patient is suffering from acute pussyitis. Symptoms include sandy vagina, whining, and being a bitch. Pussyitis, while a genetic condition, can be intensified when an alpha female makes the patient their bitch, whilest not giving up any of the wang dang sweet poontang. > > Prescription: No known cure. Patient will forever suffer through life as a whupped ass bitch. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/10 "2004-08-27T12:06:00Z")
my sig!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/11 "2004-08-27T15:44:14Z")
see sig ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/12 "2004-08-27T15:45:03Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > x3 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/13 "2004-08-28T11:27:02Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > pm’s or aim please!!!or i’ll escort both of u! ---
**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/14 "2004-08-28T16:30:06Z")
check my sigs ---
**Author:** ![EcoThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EcoThunder](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EcoThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/15 "2004-08-28T20:23:13Z")
Originally Posted by WhiteHotCL Joel…likes to piss on coke machines when he is drunk. (eeewww for jenn who got a coke out of it, not knowing that he pissed on the buttons) OMG, i’m a legend! ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/16 "2004-08-31T09:13:48Z")
> [@EcoThunder](#): > > Originally Posted by WhiteHotCL > Joel…likes to piss on coke machines when he is drunk. (eeewww for jenn who got a coke out of it, not knowing that he pissed on the buttons) > > OMG, i’m a legend! hahahaha that was some funny shit! ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/17 "2004-08-31T10:17:39Z")
> [@Mitsugrl97](#): > > I will be forever known as the girl who couldn’t hold a man for more than a week. 🤣 where the hell did she say this??? :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/18 "2004-08-31T11:47:10Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 where the hell did she say this??? :bowrofl: in a post. on the interweb. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/19 "2004-08-31T11:50:00Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 where the hell did she say this??? :bowrofl: i’ll take the credit for that one, hehe ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classic-quotes/168652/20 "2004-08-31T17:27:38Z")
> [@VictorSmalls](#): > > A thug that likes the Dukes of Hazzard, who would have guessed ?