# Clerks 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 18, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770 "2006-07-18T21:16:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/21 "2006-07-22T09:50:50Z")
Hilarious movie… and Beck, you missed a great agruement in the movie about Ass To Mouth! :lol: And its Inter-Species Erotica FUCKO!!! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/22 "2006-07-22T11:53:49Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > IT RULED > > BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE Blasphemy(sp?) Hilarious movie id put it on par. More laughs than the first but 10k budger vs 10mil budget clerks still a lil\>than 2 ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/23 "2006-07-22T12:20:23Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > And its Inter-Species Erotica FUCKO!!! HAHAHAHAH YES! i had so much trouble trying to remember that last night. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/24 "2006-07-22T12:22:22Z")
Hey Fucko!, for an extra 500 bux you can fuck Kelly after the show. :lol: Pillow Pants FTW ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/25 "2006-07-22T12:59:29Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Blasphemy(sp?) Hilarious movie id put it on par. More laughs than the first but 10k budger vs 10mil budget clerks still a lil\>than 2 i know, i know… the old-schoolers don’t feel the same way but i liked this one Way better 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/26 "2006-07-22T13:23:17Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > Hilarious movie… and Beck, you missed a great agruement in the movie about Ass To Mouth! :lol: > > And its Inter-Species Erotica FUCKO!!! saw it hilarious. 17 year old chicks let you go ass to mouth man. what?! you never go ass to mouth. never! ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/27 "2006-07-28T21:37:37Z")
i was crying at the LOTR scean. holy shit :lol: funny ass movie :tspry: and i saw clerks one for the first time right before the movie :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/28 "2006-07-28T21:57:13Z")
THEY’RE HOBBITS ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/29 "2006-07-28T22:21:40Z")
Anne Frank … or … Helen Keller ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/30 "2006-07-28T22:30:47Z")
I can’t believe I haven’t gone ot see this yet. WTF is wrong with me? :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/31 "2006-07-29T18:26:07Z")
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? call me tomorrow night, i can’t stand to hear that YOU of all people have not seen it yet ---
**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/32 "2006-08-01T14:51:04Z")
It definately had it’s moments, but I think the original was still better. The LOTR almost made me piss myself! ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/33 "2006-08-01T23:15:02Z")
Ok i finally saw it…omfg it was awsome! ---
**Author:** ![ChevyChase](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chevychase/32/4952_2.png) [@ChevyChase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ChevyChase)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/34 "2006-08-01T23:22:03Z")
“You should write “Eat Pussy!!” On the side of the building” “Is that the fucking bible? Hey Hey Hey, The Holy Fuckin Bible” “I’m fuckin bored, boredom is the first step on the road to relapse.” ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/35 "2006-08-02T14:21:57Z")
saw it last night, fucking awesome movie. Jay and Silent Bob movies are always good. t-motherfucking-up!!! ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/36 "2006-08-03T22:11:53Z")
“you cant say porch monkey, its a racial slurr” “no its not, my gramma use to call me that all the time, its not racist…though now that i think about it she did once refer to a broken beer bottle as a nigger knife” OMFG Funnyest line ever! ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/37 "2006-08-03T22:16:05Z")
Movie was HILARIOUS! And yeah, JEG, that was funny as hell, haha. ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/38 "2006-08-03T22:36:32Z")
she always said she’d put a sheeny curse on me 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/39 "2006-08-04T07:38:03Z")
-I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now _that_ would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending. -Did you know Jesus was a Jew? -you gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that. laughed muh ass off ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770/40 "2006-08-05T18:17:05Z")
lmfao…the ann frank referances were awsome [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/clerks-2/14770.md?page=3)