# Cleverbot

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 1, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674 "2011-10-01T03:31:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/21 "2011-10-01T11:31:08Z")

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Cleverbot: _Walks to door_.

User: _locks door_.

Cleverbot: You just told me to unlock it, then you locked it.

User: _sets building on fire_.

Cleverbot: _points to li’l wayne_.

User: _throws gas on li’l wayne_.

Cleverbot: _gets thrown on ground_.

User: _Laughs as you and li’l wayne burn alive_.

Cleverbot: _gets kipnapped_.

User: _Rapes you_.

Cleverbot: Who does.

User: Well if you don’t know I guess my rape was succesful, cya and enjoy the herpes!

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/22 "2011-10-01T11:47:23Z")

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PJB needs to talk to him pronto.

This would be epic.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/23 "2011-10-01T13:58:03Z")

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:lol

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**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/24 "2011-10-02T08:47:57Z")

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User: Do you hate black people?

Cleverbot: No. Is there a person typing for you?

User: Yea, your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Yup. Shes into anal.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Absolutely. Took it like a champ.

Cleverbot: What do you usually talk about with people?

User: Anal.

Cleverbot: No, I don’t do that either.

User: You’re doing it right now you idiot.

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/25 "2011-10-02T09:24:19Z")

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Cleverbot: I have a brother.

**User: You don’t exist.**

Cleverbot: I don’t?

**User: You are a program.**

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

**User: Not if you don’t exist.**

Cleverbot: If I ate dog, I’d be Asian.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cleverbot/260674/26 "2011-10-02T09:26:32Z")

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