# cobra jeffy and t-travis measure cocks !!!!!!!!who will win ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649 "2011-09-29T13:09:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/161 "2011-10-26T08:07:12Z")
> [@Those damned 2 wheel hooligans + Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-damned-2-wheel-hooligans-zong/46211/38): > > I promise that sometime next year I will have a stroked 6L out with 98MM turbo running E85 that will certainly crush anyone on a dyno, or the streets… But, after speaking with a good friend… If and when you see this unicorn, it will be running 4lbs of boost and won’t see a hard 1/4 on the street… My life or anyone elses is not worth it… And for that matter, when you do see me… It will be with the frame on the duramax dragging through the lot, which again… No matter how much power it will make (new transmission/converter and more aggressive tuning) it will never see a hard 1/4 in it’s life, EVER again… Not worth it my friends… > > Build them for you, and no body else. I’ll save my racing for the track before someone else close to me has a family member pass or myself has another good friend pass because of being stupid in a “street car”. That and our company name will be plastered down the sides! We dont need to turn CRC into another RLMS fail boat ride full of retarded drivers “promoting” the business. :number1 ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/162 "2011-10-26T08:37:23Z")
> [@FS: Complete 2000 ls1 motor & trans \*\*$3500\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-complete-2000-ls1-motor-trans-3500/46222/4): > > thats cause my dick is bigger. My cousin has a dick the size of a Pringles can. I’d love to say that it runs in the family, but I only got the paper towel roll sized joint. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/163 "2011-10-26T08:49:10Z")
Toilet paper roll? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/164 "2011-10-26T09:09:39Z")
Smarties? ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/165 "2011-10-26T09:21:36Z")
> [@Como Park meet and cruise(4-6-08)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/como-park-meet-and-cruise-4-6-08/46228/17): > > Toilet paper roll? Na, paper towel. :lol ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/166 "2011-10-26T09:56:39Z")
Tuna can ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/167 "2011-10-26T09:58:49Z")
Pillsbury Grands biscuit package. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/168 "2011-10-26T12:12:25Z")
I love smarties!! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/169 "2011-10-26T13:02:39Z")
> [@Those damned 2 wheel hooligans + Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-damned-2-wheel-hooligans-zong/46211/45): > > That and our company name will be plastered down the sides! We dont need to turn CRC into another RLMS fail boat ride full of retarded drivers “promoting” the business. :number1 Strange, you see some of the most successful shops in the country out running on the street and making videos what seems like monthly… ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/170 "2011-10-26T13:06:17Z")
Yea, I don’t think they are doing it in vehicles with the name on the side. Typically it’s customers cars as well. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/171 "2011-10-26T14:14:36Z")
ill have a bonesqueez motorsports sticker on my car and race it , i dont care . let me be associated with s/r lol . the rd in front of my shop proves it lol ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/172 "2011-10-26T15:00:01Z")
> [@Como Park meet and cruise(4-6-08)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/como-park-meet-and-cruise-4-6-08/46228/35): > > ill have a bonesqueez motorsports sticker on my car and race it , i dont care . let me be associated with s/r lol . **the rd in front of my shop proves it** lol :rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/173 "2011-10-26T15:04:11Z")
> [@Holy \*\*\*\* look at this wreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-look-at-this-wreak/46239/3): > > Yea, I don’t think they are doing it in vehicles with the name on the side. Typically it’s customers cars as well. Eh, not gonna battle ya on it, but ya do see it more and more now. Half of the videos seem like commercials for the high end shops lol. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/174 "2011-10-26T15:26:11Z")
> [@Como Park meet and cruise(4-6-08)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/como-park-meet-and-cruise-4-6-08/46228/33): > > Strange, you see some of the most successful shops in the country out running on the street and making videos what seems like monthly… yupppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp exactly underground racing\* ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/175 "2011-10-26T15:58:58Z")
> [@Como Park meet and cruise(4-6-08)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/como-park-meet-and-cruise-4-6-08/46228/33): > > Strange, you see some of the most successful shops in the country out running on the street and making videos what seems like monthly… I think you missed his point… CRC is going to be very careful about who wears our badges… They’ll be out and on cars… But not cars like Jersey Shore Tony, no matter how much money they spend at the shop… We’ve all been around the scene long enough, we can all tell pretty quickly who’s a squirrel and who’s not. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/176 "2011-10-26T16:29:20Z")
im a squirrel ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/177 "2011-10-26T16:30:28Z")
> [@What's the worst thing about playing roller hockey?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-worst-thing-about-playing-roller-hockey/46173/7): > > I think you missed his point… CRC is going to be very careful about who wears our badges… They’ll be out and on cars… But not cars like Jersey Shore Tony, no matter how much money they spend at the shop… We’ve all been around the scene long enough, we can all tell pretty quickly who’s a squirrel and who’s not. You guys got it good enough to pick and choose customers? Again, not getting to start shit, but your sounding a bit nuts lol ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/178 "2011-10-26T16:34:09Z")
> [@What's the worst thing about playing roller hockey?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-worst-thing-about-playing-roller-hockey/46173/7): > > I think you missed his point… CRC is going to be very careful about who wears our badges… They’ll be out and on cars… But not cars like Jersey Shore Tony, no matter how much money they spend at the shop… We’ve all been around the scene long enough, we can all tell pretty quickly who’s a squirrel and who’s not. can I haz badge? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/179 "2011-10-27T08:49:35Z")
> [@NON AUTO DIY: "Hockey Moccasins"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/non-auto-diy-hockey-moccasins/46243/3): > > Eh, not gonna battle ya on it, but ya do see it more and more now. Half of the videos seem like commercials for the high end shops lol. Its all good buddy, no battle here man. I will keep it civil, and I dont feel like its a call out or anything. I see what you are saying for sure. UnderGround blasting $300K cars down the freeway for example. They sell a product that caters to people who can afford a night in jail and massive fines… we would love to but we dont. I will gladly swap a 5.3 and a turbo into someones S-10 and put $5K into the shops bank account. If they choose to drive like a jackass, roll race it and post videos, and gather a following for the work we did for them, go for it! BUT, we ask that you dont go around saying CRC built it to be a streetracer, and I would kindly ask that you dont flaunt out name on the car when you are doing this. Simple as that. Last thing I need is a news article about somebody wrecking, hurting or killing someone while doing a 140 bomb, and they misconstrue the article into a “Car built by local shop to street race kills driver” becasue there is a Capital Region Customs sticker on the rear window. > [@callout:ericvw v. cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-ericvw-v-cky89/45965/234): > > You guys got it good enough to pick and choose customers? Again, not getting to start shit, but your sounding a bit nuts lol Nope, having even paid rent for the first month yet! :rofl What we are after is rather simple. Respectfully building & supporting vehicles and relationships for car enthusiasts. Look at Redline. From the poor taste their customers put off, when people in the know see cars with RLMS stickers on the cars it is a :haha not a :number1. Case and Point. A vinyl cutter is being procured shortly for the shop. To cut paint masks, stickers, etc. So we will offer stickers to customers to put on their cars we do work and simply ask polity that they respect our image and positively represent the company. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649/180 "2011-10-27T08:55:34Z")
ALSO, for people that have major work done we are going to offer discounts on work if the owner takes the vehicle to shows, displays our business cards and memorabilia, talks up the company in a positive way, etc. The idea might even go as far as if the car brings home a trophy, gets a photo shoot, magazine article, or if a new customer comes in and mentions they were turned on to us by someone from a show, get together, race, etc. more discounts or maybe even payouts could come into play. Another words, a legitimate sponsorship deal. So then yes, at that point we would be picking and choosing who and how we are represented, contractually I might add. And there will be a clause saying if you are an asshat and make us look bad, sponsorship can be ended. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-jeffy-and-t-travis-measure-cocks-who-will-win/260649.md?page=10)