# Cocaine + Cremation Ashes = 1 f'ed up dude **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 3, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032 "2007-04-03T14:01:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/1 "2007-04-03T14:01:16Z")
> **[Keith Richards says he snorted father's ashes](http://www.today.com/id/17933669)** > > In comments published Tuesday, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. “He was cremated, and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said, adding that “it went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.” Richards’ father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock’s legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. “I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it’s a way of life,” he was quoted as saying. “I’ve no pretensions about immortality,” he added. “I’m the same as everyone … just kind of lucky. “I was No. 1 on the ‘who’s likely to die’ list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list,” Richards said. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/2 "2007-04-03T14:03:35Z")
ah, good ol keith richards… a better question “are their any drugs you haven’t done?” ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/3 "2007-04-03T14:15:54Z")
what a loser ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/4 "2007-04-03T14:44:14Z")
Smokes, drinks, does drugs, snorts his dad…and there are runners in the world who drop dead at 30. Doesn’t seem fair. ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/5 "2007-04-03T14:47:37Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/6 "2007-04-03T15:45:48Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:4,topic:27032"”] Smokes, drinks, does drugs, snorts his dad…and there are runners in the world who drop dead at 30. Doesn’t seem fair. [/quote] only the good die young…ironic ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/7 "2007-04-03T16:11:01Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:4,topic:27032"”] Smokes, drinks, does drugs, snorts his dad…and there are runners in the world who drop dead at 30. Doesn’t seem fair. [/quote] I think he is a super human, or all the drugs of the years have made his body inhabitable to viruses, bacteria, and everything else. ---
**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/8 "2007-04-03T22:52:57Z")
its just carbon. No different then snorting the ashes out of a fireplace. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/9 "2007-04-04T05:29:25Z")
FAKE! Evidently, this was said as a joke. Some people did some digging and talked to Richards’ manager to find that he was not serious. Whether this is just a cover or not, it would seem that his actually never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/10 "2007-04-04T05:39:56Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:9,topic:27032"”] FAKE! Evidently, this was said as a joke. Some people did some digging and talked to Richards’ manager to find that he was not serious. Whether this is just a cover or not, it would seem that his actually never happened. [/quote] lol they were talking about that on O&A this morning… the news really is sad these days ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/11 "2007-04-04T05:49:06Z")
[quote=“Dr.Stevil,post:10,topic:27032"”] lol they were talking about that on O&A this morning… the news really is sad these days [/quote] word. we need a new war. more Americans need to die. tug on our heartstrings! ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/12 "2007-04-04T07:01:38Z")
[quote=“newman,post:11,topic:27032"”] word. we need a new war. more Americans need to die. tug on our heartstrings! [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![conor\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/958977/32.png) [@conor\_s](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/conor_s)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/13 "2011-08-16T05:29:30Z")
I am all for cremation jewelry and wearing the ashes but snorting them? I think that’s taking it a little bit too far. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/14 "2011-08-16T05:33:24Z")
Did you join NYSpeed looking to sell cremation jewelry in a thread 4 years old? You suck as a sales person. ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cocaine-cremation-ashes-1-fed-up-dude/27032/15 "2011-08-16T05:40:33Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Did you join NYSpeed looking to sell cremation jewelry in a thread 4 years old? You suck as a sales person. LOL