# Coffee Shits **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597 "2008-11-04T12:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/1 "2008-11-04T12:52:40Z")
Coffee makes me have to take a dump. I hate it. No matter what, mere minutes after I drink a cup of coffee I have to pinch a loaf off. What gives? I hate shitting at work, I would love to wait till I get home ☹ ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/2 "2008-11-04T12:53:41Z")
Ok boxxa ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/3 "2008-11-04T12:54:24Z")
lol, every once in a while, I am allowed to make a useless thread. besides, imagine all the sweet poop jokes. ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/4 "2008-11-04T12:55:12Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > Ok boxxa so true. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/5 "2008-11-04T12:57:47Z")
I’m going to coffee piss all over your dumb face. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/6 "2008-11-04T12:58:25Z")
> [@boardjnky4"](#): > > Coffee makes me have to take a dump. I hate it. No matter what, mere minutes after I drink a cup of coffee I have to pinch a loaf off. What gives? I hate shitting at work, I would love to wait till I get home ☹ agreed, what the fuck!:meh2: ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/7 "2008-11-04T12:58:55Z")
I get the same thing… But I need cream in mine too so the dairy makes it even more explosive and unpleasant. I hate hot drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/8 "2008-11-04T13:00:50Z")
An average cup of coffee has close to 2 grams of soluble fiber in it. And what’s with guys having to go home to shit? Do you sit down to piss too? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/9 "2008-11-04T13:01:58Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > Ok boxxa I was going to post this EXACT thing in here. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/10 "2008-11-04T13:02:57Z")
hell i dont care where im shitting as long as its some what sanitary and has t.p. ---
**Author:** ![blewbyu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blewbyu/32/5055_2.png) [@blewbyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blewbyu)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/11 "2008-11-04T13:03:23Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I was going to post this EXACT thing in here. X3 ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/12 "2008-11-04T13:05:38Z")
coffee is a diaretic, somebody alert CNN. and lets start new trend of drinking it after dinner… we might have something here. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/13 "2008-11-04T13:07:26Z")
coffee is a natural laxative. if i drink it too fast, i get the squirts. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/14 "2008-11-04T13:08:29Z")
does anyone get the exactly 1 hour after consuming mcdonalds shits? no im not fat i have it like once every two weeks. plus monopoly is over i was only buying it for the prizes ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/15 "2008-11-04T13:10:35Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > does anyone get the exactly 1 hour after consuming mcdonalds shits? > no im not fat i have it like once every two weeks. plus monopoly is over i was only buying it for the prizes Ya. Monopoly was the only reason I ate there. McDonalds 30-45 min Taco Bell \< 10 min Mighty Taco 30 min Moe’s 15 min ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/16 "2008-11-04T13:12:33Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > coffee is a diaretic That just means it makes you pee. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coffee-shits/57597/17 "2008-11-04T13:21:20Z")
I think it is a diaretic too tho becuase drinking lots of coffee can increase your risk of a urinary tract infection.