# Coincidence?  I think not.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 5, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334 "2006-04-05T11:57:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/1 "2006-04-05T11:57:24Z")

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On my desk was my half consumed can of Coke.  
When I returned from lunch I had a half consumed bottle of Pepsi with me.  
I mixed the two so I would only have one container on my desk.  
I have been violently ill ever since.

Dismissed as coincidence.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/2 "2006-04-05T12:01:00Z")

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each company adds half of a poison mixture to their product. When mixed, the formula is complete. You will be dead soon.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/3 "2006-04-05T12:01:12Z")

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:bloated:

awesome

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**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/4 "2006-04-05T12:02:21Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> each company adds half of a poison mixture to their product. When mixed, the formula is complete. You will be dead soon.

Not totally true. You forgot to mention this only takes place in the presence of semen.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/5 "2006-04-05T12:04:31Z")

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> [@rj-92](#):
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> Not totally true. You forgot to mention this only takes place in the presence of semen.

I knew I should have locked my office door when I went to lunch.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/6 "2006-04-05T12:05:18Z")

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did it smell like smoke?

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/7 "2006-04-05T12:05:57Z")

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lol We need to have an experiment.

Someone else try it  
Post Results  
Profit?  
Die?

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/8 "2006-04-05T12:05:57Z")

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Congrats, you now got the aidz.

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**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/9 "2006-04-05T12:08:42Z")

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> [@Diesel](#):
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> Congrats, you now got the aidz.

Bro, its called, “da dy-slo”

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/10 "2006-04-05T12:36:40Z")

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> [@AWDrifter](#):
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> I mixed the two so I would only have one container on my desk.

Wow, someone more anal retentive than me! 🤣

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/11 "2006-04-05T12:43:03Z")

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u gonna die. i lost my best friend to a mixture of sierra mist and mt. dew 3 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/12 "2006-04-05T12:44:06Z")

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> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#):
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> u gonna die. i lost my best friend to a mixture of sierra mist and mt. dew 3 years ago.

🤣

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/13 "2006-04-05T12:55:39Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/14 "2006-04-05T12:59:48Z")

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As we all know Coke and Pepsi are fierce competitors. It would seem that this fighting nature has transmitted itself to the actual product and the two rival beverages are now fighting a war in your stomach.

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**Author:** ![Slomies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Slomies](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slomies)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/15 "2006-04-05T13:07:33Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> each company adds half of a poison mixture to their product. When mixed, the formula is complete. You will be dead soon.

damn right 😛

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/16 "2006-04-05T13:11:15Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> As we all know Coke and Pepsi are fierce competitors. It would seem that this fighting nature has transmitted itself to the actual product and the two rival beverages are now fighting a war in your stomach.

hahahahahhahahahahhahaha. thats a good one.

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coincidence-i-think-not/10334/17 "2006-04-05T13:35:25Z")

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someone probably pee’d in the pepsi bottle :eek:
