# Cold showers needed...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 10, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465 "2009-04-10T08:10:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/61 "2009-04-12T11:59:32Z")

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This thread is awesome. I sense several people in this thread feel they have gigantic nuts, including the seller of the car.

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### Author: ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/62 "2009-04-12T12:26:15Z")

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> [@FS: 03 350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-350z/16971/13):
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> This thread is awesome. I sense several people in this thread feel they have gigantic nuts, including the seller of the car.

+1

shift rocks for this shit.:popc:

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/63 "2009-04-12T12:27:56Z")

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I feel like each of my nuts is an H22.

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### Author: ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/64 "2009-04-12T12:35:18Z")

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> [@FS: 03 350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-350z/16971/15):
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> I feel like each of my nuts is an H22.

tiny import nuts. domestic nuts are larger.

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/65 "2009-04-12T12:35:51Z")

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Did you hear about the award the H22 won?

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### Author: ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/66 "2009-04-12T12:39:11Z")

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> [@Modified Mag again](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/modified-mag-again/16958/10):
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> Did you hear about the award the H22 won?

no, lol… do I wanna know?

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/67 "2009-04-12T12:41:57Z")

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Greatest engine ever made

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### Author: ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/68 "2009-04-12T12:46:13Z")

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> [@New smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-smile/16947/8):
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> greatest engine ever made

lies

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/69 "2009-04-12T13:17:51Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16949/30):
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> The fact of the matter is… she is asking way too much for the car. Hence why the thread turned not so serious in the first place.

9 g’s for a TT Z32 isnt bad at all to be honest…Especially if its been well taken care of

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/70 "2009-04-12T13:20:06Z")

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It’s a swapped N/A and the body is pretty beat. I guess it depends on how well everything was done. I’m not a 300zx guy myself, but it seems very high to me.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/71 "2009-04-12T13:51:39Z")

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IF it was driven by a dude it might be worth $9000. But since its owner has tits and has probably crashed it multiple times texting and fixing her hair/make up in the mirror then its value is downgraded to $7000.04

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/72 "2009-04-12T14:53:34Z")

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> [@how do you teach counter-intuitivity](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-teach-counter-intuitivity/16972/5):
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> 9 g’s for a TT Z32 isnt bad at all to be honest…Especially if its been well taken care of

So? It’s still an N/A swapped TT and the body looks beat

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### Author: ![pootmasterflex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pootmasterflex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pootmasterflex)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/73 "2009-04-12T16:51:40Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
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> Front bumper is cracked…first sign that a girl drives the car.
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> every time

you are absolutely right … oh wait isn’t that your car

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/74 "2009-04-12T16:53:13Z")

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I wish I had an e-bodyguard

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### Author: ![pootmasterflex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pootmasterflex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pootmasterflex)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/75 "2009-04-12T17:03:36Z")

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> [@\<---n00b](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/16917/13):
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> Ohhh Im sorry that I have money and live in a nice part of upstate ny and I do not fuck cows or sell tvs of the back of a truck in an alley

haha is that seriously the best thing you could come up with ? there arnt any cows here or guys selling tvs out of a trucks but you will find some people that have real money and build some really nice cars stop down ill give you a tour

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/76 "2009-04-12T17:32:41Z")

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I have to ask what your vendetta is against me.

I mean I know jealousy makes some people do odd things, but i’d rather just have you ask me for a pair of my dirty underwear than follow me around the internets stalking me on a car forum.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/77 "2009-04-12T17:57:25Z")

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> [@fbod and dsm owners have something in common](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fbod-and-dsm-owners-have-something-in-common/16969/14):
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> you are absolutely right … oh wait isn’t that your car

Maybe a girl driver backed into it?

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/78 "2009-04-12T18:46:11Z")

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haha actually the night that happened I was blackout drunk and let some chick drive me and my friend Corey from one party in Saratoga to another party in glens falls.

The first and last time I ever let anyone else drive my car.

Stupid sloar smoked a cigarette in it too, thats how drunk i was

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### Author: ![PrincessZ32TT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/princessz32tt/32/6498_2.png) [@PrincessZ32TT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PrincessZ32TT)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/79 "2009-04-12T20:41:05Z")

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> [@Bucky sighted in Hamburg??!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bucky-sighted-in-hamburg/16962/43):
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> IF it was driven by a dude it might be worth $9000. But since its owner has tits and has probably crashed it multiple times texting and fixing her hair/make up in the mirror then its value is downgraded to $7000.04

wow what is your fucking problem you sad little man?! Picking on a girl? Grow up. I came on here to sell my car and say hi to some old friends, not to fight with you. WTF did I ever do to you? Get a life homo. Go buy some APC stickers or something, give your car a lil more HP. Then maybe if you rev it high enough some girl will notice you and give you a sympathy BJ and then you’ll be a way happier person and not feel the need to hate on girls and their humble little cars. If I knew you guys were going to suck so bad I wouldn’t have wasted my time posting my car on here, but the Z’s are getting rare and I thought maybe somebody would want to pick something up that had a lot of potential but I guess not, you would rather just hate on it, and me, and say I can’t drive and blahblahblah, I guess if I was a guy and some girl was better than me I’de be pissed too. But anyways, fuck it. Leave me alone you compensative tiny dicked turd.

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/80 "2009-04-12T21:03:32Z")

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> [@Even in death, Steve Irwin is more of a bad motherfucker than you'll ever be](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-in-death-steve-irwin-is-more-of-a-bad-motherfucker-than-youll-ever-be/16988/15):
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> wow what is your fucking problem you sad little man?! Picking on a girl? Grow up. I came on here to sell my car and say hi to some old friends, not to fight with you. WTF did I ever do to you? Get a life homo. Go buy some APC stickers or something, give your car a lil more HP. Then maybe if you rev it high enough some girl will notice you and give you a sympathy BJ and then you’ll be a way happier person and not feel the need to hate on girls and their humble little cars. If I knew you guys were going to suck so bad I wouldn’t have wasted my time posting my car on here, but the Z’s are getting rare and I thought maybe somebody would want to pick something up that had a lot of potential but I guess not, you would rather just hate on it, and me, and say I can’t drive and blahblahblah, I guess if I was a guy and some girl was better than me I’de be pissed too. But anyways, fuck it. Leave me alone you compensative tiny dicked turd.

Haha 🤣rofl:rofl

Relax, one thing you need to learn about this forum while be soley dominated by mostly men. Female jokes and bad driver refrences/slutty picture and sexual favor comments are all in good fun, dont take anything personaly really… its not worth the aggrivation

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