# Cold showers needed...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 10, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465 "2009-04-10T08:10:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/81 "2009-04-12T23:32:31Z")
> [@Even in death, Steve Irwin is more of a bad motherfucker than you'll ever be](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/even-in-death-steve-irwin-is-more-of-a-bad-motherfucker-than-youll-ever-be/16988/15):
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> wow what is your fucking problem you sad little man?! Picking on a girl? Grow up. I came on here to sell my car and say hi to some old friends, not to fight with you. WTF did I ever do to you? Get a life homo. Go buy some APC stickers or something, give your car a lil more HP. Then maybe if you rev it high enough some girl will notice you and give you a sympathy BJ and then you’ll be a way happier person and not feel the need to hate on girls and their humble little cars. If I knew you guys were going to suck so bad I wouldn’t have wasted my time posting my car on here, but the Z’s are getting rare and I thought maybe somebody would want to pick something up that had a lot of potential but I guess not, you would rather just hate on it, and me, and say I can’t drive and blahblahblah, I guess if I was a guy and some girl was better than me I’de be pissed too. But anyways, fuck it. Leave me alone you compensative tiny dicked turd.
…seems like you’re the one who needs a sympathy bj.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/82 "2009-04-13T02:04:12Z")
oh and btw very rarely is a car ever sold on here. The for sale threads turn into a bashing of the seller but sometimes its fun so we post cars for sale anyway.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/83 "2009-04-13T05:35:45Z")
I mean who really take people seriously…unless its a post about wheel fitment
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### Author:  [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/84 "2009-04-13T12:51:26Z")
Fucking awesome…300Z’s FTL
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### Author:  [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/85 "2009-04-13T12:57:49Z")
this thread delivers once again!!! :rofl
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### Author:  [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/86 "2009-04-13T13:33:25Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16949/39):
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> this thread delivers once again!!! :rofl
Well this is the place where i can say this…9 grand for a shitty turbo swapped, piss yellow, downtown albany troller of a car. That shit should be sitting on blocks in arbor hill…
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/87 "2009-04-13T13:36:41Z")
> [@Attempted carjacking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attempted-carjacking/17002/15):
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> Well this is the place where i can say this…9 grand for a shitty turbo swapped, piss yellow, downtown albany troller of a car. That shit should be sitting on blocks in arbor hill…
🤣rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/88 "2009-04-13T13:40:54Z")
> [@Home owner/Investment Crew: Read an interesting post](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-owner-investment-crew-read-an-interesting-post/16986/5):
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> Haha 🤣rofl:rofl
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> Relax, one thing you need to learn about this forum while be soley dominated by mostly men. Female jokes and bad driver refrences/slutty picture and sexual favor comments are all in good fun, dont take anything personaly really… its not worth the aggrivation
True story. I probably should have bailed on this forum months ago.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/89 "2009-04-13T13:41:09Z")
Good god this forum rules for workplace entertainment :rofl
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/90 "2009-04-13T13:52:06Z")
> [@So as some of you may know...I suck at lying](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/4):
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> True story. I probably should have bailed on this forum months ago.
Yeah but you love sending all of us nude photos and being the center of a good bukake…
plus you have a penis remember… explains why we only get topless shots 🤣rofl
I kid I kid
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/91 "2009-04-13T13:52:42Z")
Nicole PM me these topless shots, I must have missed the memo.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/92 "2009-04-13T13:57:41Z")
> [@Attempted carjacking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attempted-carjacking/17002/15):
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> Well this is the place where i can say this…9 grand for a shitty turbo swapped, piss yellow, downtown albany troller of a car. That shit should be sitting on blocks in arbor hill…
Tell us what you really think Tom. :lol
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### Author:  [@PrincessZ32TT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PrincessZ32TT)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/93 "2009-04-13T16:16:29Z")
> [@Attempted carjacking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attempted-carjacking/17002/15):
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> Well this is the place where i can say this…9 grand for a shitty turbo swapped, piss yellow, downtown albany troller of a car. That shit should be sitting on blocks in arbor hill…
it was professionally swapped and I don’t live in Albany…nor do I troll there. I’m not gay. Like you.
Again, why is everyone so mean on here? I haven’t said anything even remotely trying to say my car is like fucking AWESOME or anything like that. Geezus christ you people need lives.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/94 "2009-04-13T17:39:50Z")
> [@Bye Bye Buffalo.... frowning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-bye-buffalo/17008/21):
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> it was professionally swapped and I don’t live in Albany…nor do I troll there. I’m not gay. Like you.
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> Again, why is everyone so mean on here? I haven’t said anything even remotely trying to say my car is like fucking AWESOME or anything like that. Geezus christ you people need lives.
We all have vitamin deficiencies.
Also I actually hate women and objectify them as nothing more than warm moist holes to stick my peenor in. No good can come from anything with tits…I mean look at me
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### Author:  [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/95 "2009-04-13T18:20:53Z")
> [@Attempted carjacking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attempted-carjacking/17002/15):
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> Well this is the place where i can say this…9 grand for a shitty turbo swapped, piss yellow, downtown albany troller of a car. That shit should be sitting on blocks in arbor hill…
i :rofl hard at this.
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### Author:  [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/96 "2009-04-14T05:25:13Z")
> [@Bye Bye Buffalo.... frowning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bye-bye-buffalo/17008/21):
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> it was professionally swapped and I don’t live in Albany…nor do I troll there. I’m not gay. Like you.
>
> Again, why is everyone so mean on here? I haven’t said anything even remotely trying to say my car is like fucking AWESOME or anything like that. Geezus christ you people need lives.
Listen hunny that car LOOKS like an albany south end troller…I didn’t say YOU were …now GTFO the site and sell your trash somewhere else…F.O.
The next time you come on here to post you better have something to contribute…
Now again fuck off and take your trash to the curb…
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/97 "2009-04-14T09:15:10Z")
Ah hahahahaha
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/98 "2009-04-14T09:16:54Z")
HAHAHAHAH omg awesome!
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### Author:  [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/99 "2009-04-14T09:26:57Z")
1stgen Ftw! :rofl
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### Author:  [@PrincessZ32TT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PrincessZ32TT)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cold-showers-needed/243465/100 "2009-04-14T14:27:53Z")
> [@Supercharged LT-1?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/supercharged-lt-1/16951/16):
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> Listen hunny that car LOOKS like an albany south end troller…I didn’t say YOU were …now GTFO the site and sell your trash somewhere else…F.O.
> The next time you come on here to post you better have something to contribute…
> Now again fuck off and take your trash to the curb…
wow fuck all you sad little 16 year old fart can boys… cya later. grow up.
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