# Condom factory burns down in US **URL:** \ **Category:** PolitiSUCK\ **Created:** [November 3, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499 "2010-11-03T05:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/1 "2010-11-03T05:33:23Z")
President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone. ‘Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!! I’ve just received word that the Condom factory in Montana has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Western US supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.’ President Obama: ‘Sh!t !! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies… We’ll be ruined.’ ‘We’re going to have to ship some in from Mexico ?’ ‘Bad idea! The Mexicans will have a field day on this one.’ Junior Admin Ass: ‘What about Canada?’ President Obama: ‘I’ll call PM Harper.’ I’ll tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way they’ll continue to respect the Americans. Three days later a delighted Obama runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Post Office. He finds five million condoms: 10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured Red and white with a maple leaf and small writing on each one… MADE IN Canada - SIZE: MEDIUM 🇨🇦 ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/2 "2010-11-03T05:36:42Z")
Condoms are the worst ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/3 "2010-11-03T05:40:37Z")
What are condoms? ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/4 "2010-11-03T05:41:00Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/5 "2010-11-03T09:43:01Z")
Cool story, eh? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/6 "2010-11-03T11:28:11Z")
this sucks. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/7 "2010-11-05T01:09:31Z")
Canada sucks. /sarcasm ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condom-factory-burns-down-in-us/205499/8 "2010-11-05T05:43:03Z")
So did the prime minister have to check with the governer general to make sure the British royal crown approved?