# Condoms **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444 "2008-11-02T01:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/21 "2008-11-02T12:06:35Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > I will give any mod $100 via paypal to permaban Just Karter. send me 100$ via cash in hand and ill give you my username. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/22 "2008-11-02T12:10:14Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > send me 100$ via cash in hand and ill give you my username. I need it to be through a mod so that when you make troll accounts they will ban them as well. Otherwise I would. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/23 "2008-11-02T12:13:06Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > I need it to be through a mod so that when you make troll accounts they will ban them as well. Otherwise I would. I wont even make troll accounts, I have better things to do. The thought of being payed to stay off a forum is priceless to me. ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/24 "2008-11-02T12:15:22Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > you love to put words in peoples mouths often. > Insert a dick in yours and pay attention for once :zips down fly: > I never said that did I? > Infact theres other posts where I talk about putting my bitch on the shot to avoid having kids. > I don’t want kids, I don’t like kids, I like fast cars. > When you have kids the first thing to go is the Fast Car. > go back to not selling any cars at your familys failing dealership. > Funny considering both my father and I are in the market for new chevy trucks, you being a tool on the forum could have quite possibly cost you a couple sales. Point me in the direction of your closest competition would you? > > As for the Stabee below you, yeah I live in a shoe box infact I own 2 shoe boxs, both in better areas than you live. > So I guess being a home owner makes me poor? > You know most people who get a buck 50 earn it, they don’t pop off at somebody in a club and result in being rushed to the emergency room. > How much of a pussy are you? If someone pulled a knife on me and or ever cut me, they would be dead for sure on the spot. I don’t condone violence or talking about it on the internet by any means. I had already knocked out 3 guys and was on top of the 4th beating his face into a bathroom floor when I was hit from behind. As I was getting up he slashed me in the face, sorry blood has a tendency to go EVERYWHERE when that happens. My friends grabbed me and ripped me out of the bathroom as I was still swinging I hit two of them on accident simply because I was blind and had no idea who was grabbing me. that was at 10:45pm ish I was back out of the hospital at 1am my my head stapled shut back out looking for the guy. Then I had sex with the original girl that all this started over… I would LOVE to show you how much of a pussy I am next time i’m in Buffalo, just saying. \<3 You are a disgrace/drain to/on society. You’re lack of intelligence never ceases to amaze me. And to talk about someones family business that already has an extremely awesome reputation on here, just end yourself. You live in better areas than I do? Last time I checked I get paid to move anywhere I want and can expense just about anything I want. That’s basically limitless spending… ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/25 "2008-11-02T12:17:14Z")
> [@AfXtc777](#): > > I would LOVE to show you how much of a pussy I am next time i’m in Buffalo, just saying. > \<3 > > You are a disgrace/drain to/on society. You’re lack of intelligence never ceases to amaze me. > > And to talk about someones family business that already has an extremely awesome reputation on here, just end yourself. anytime \<3 as far as a drain, I dont have any form of assistance right down to not having health insurance. I’m great for the economy I pay in cash :D. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/26 "2008-11-02T12:18:02Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > I wont even make troll accounts, I have better things to do. The thought of being payed to stay off a forum is priceless to me. Sorry this is a mod only offer. Im a republican so im not too interested in sharing the wealth. But hey maybe Obama will get elected and you will have better luck! ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/27 "2008-11-02T12:19:11Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > Sorry this is a mod only offer. Im a republican so im not too interested in sharing the wealth. But hey maybe Obama will get elected and you will have better luck! you should just buy the forum, I thought about it. I have extra cash so I’m not upset haha. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/28 "2008-11-02T12:24:23Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > you love to put words in peoples mouths often. > Insert a dick in yours and pay attention for once :zips down fly: > I never said that did I? > Infact theres other posts where I talk about putting my bitch on the shot to avoid having kids. > I don’t want kids, I don’t like kids, I like fast cars. > When you have kids the first thing to go is the Fast Car. > go back to not selling any cars at your familys failing dealership. > Funny considering both my father and I are in the market for new chevy trucks, you being a tool on the forum could have quite possibly cost you a couple sales. Point me in the direction of your closest competition would you? > > As for the Stabee below you, yeah I live in a shoe box infact I own 2 shoe boxs, both in better areas than you live. > So I guess being a home owner makes me poor? > You know most people who get a buck 50 earn it, they don’t pop off at somebody in a club and result in being rushed to the emergency room. > How much of a pussy are you? If someone pulled a knife on me and or ever cut me, they would be dead for sure on the spot. I would never sell you a car no matter what so don’t think it cost me any sales… by the way, we are the 7th ranked chevy dealership in the USA so kiss my ass, we aren’t failing, we’re buying dealerships that are failing. Feel free to call West Herr chevy, they need the business… if you refer to your girlfriend/wife/whatever as a bitch you are a disgrace to men everywhere… lastly, don’t insult Aftx… I’ll just hold you down so Steve can save his strength. EDIT: cougarspeed is also not someone to mess with… he risked his life for this country so morons like you have the freedom of speech. RESPECT HIM FOR THAT. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/29 "2008-11-02T12:25:41Z")
> [@TORQDSS](#): > > I would never sell you a car no matter what so don’t think it cost me any sales… Word, how do they handle cash paying customers at west ? We wont be needing loans. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/30 "2008-11-02T12:29:59Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > Word, how do they handle cash paying customers at west ? We wont be needing loans. sure do… and no one cares if you pay cash, we aren’t impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/31 "2008-11-02T12:59:39Z")
> “I like fast cars”. > “cost you a couple sales” > :rolljerk: back to the funny posts… [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/a/5ac29108b95e9ccad76b8c551de10c87d3577679.jpeg "Golden Girls "Condom" Skit") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhlnL0AbmI) [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjTdjQOXIc) ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/32 "2008-11-02T13:20:13Z")
I buy magnums so I hang those from my neck and walk around the store for an extended period of time winking at anything with a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/33 "2008-11-02T13:21:57Z")
> [@BillysRevenge](#): > > condoms…pfft what are those… exactly. I just use a latex glove…you get 5 uses out of em!!! ---
**Author:** ![blewbyu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blewbyu/32/5055_2.png) [@blewbyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blewbyu)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/34 "2008-11-02T13:32:40Z")
> [@Jared](#): > > :rolljerk: > > back to the funny posts… > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhlnL0AbmI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhlnL0AbmI) > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjTdjQOXIc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjTdjQOXIc) o my … golden girls … lmao ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/35 "2008-11-02T13:42:45Z")
Just Karter clearly sucks. and likes to talk shit behind the saftey of his internet screen and where did you get all of this money to buy 2 trucks with 40,000cash? last time i tried buying something from you, which was about a month ago you wanted me to drive all the way out to niagara falls blvd to meet you because you told me you had no job, or you had a job or something but you quit because your boss doesnt pay you, and you could not afford enough gas to get to the thruway entrance you are a lying piece of internet shit. please grow the fuck up ---
**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/36 "2008-11-02T14:35:33Z")
I always make sure I go to the checkout with the hottest girl 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/37 "2008-11-02T14:40:39Z")
> [@JustinH](#): > > I just order em online, you can get the Japanese ones that are better than anything at a drugstore here… Oh yeah??? Those must be verified tested results:roflpicard:??? I used to be awkward about it but now its no big deal… especially if you use self checkout or just buy from the pharmacy. ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/38 "2008-11-02T14:51:59Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > Just Karter clearly sucks. > and likes to talk shit behind the saftey of his internet screen > and where did you get all of this money to buy 2 trucks with 40,000cash? > last time i tried buying something from you, which was about a month ago > you wanted me to drive all the way out to niagara falls blvd to meet you because you told me you had no job, or you had a job or something but you quit because your boss doesnt pay you, and you could not afford enough gas to get to the thruway entrance > > you are a lying piece of internet shit. please grow the fuck up :bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/39 "2008-11-02T15:20:59Z")
condom related: i bought them with my girlfriend at the tops across the street from her house, we used self checkout but her neighbor across the street was there too :uhh: so we had to hide them more lol ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/40 "2008-11-02T15:48:32Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > condom related: i bought them with my girlfriend at the tops across the street from her house, we used self checkout but her neighbor across the street was there too :uhh: so we had to hide them more lol in college I left my CVS bag on my bed and my mom put them in my sock drawer for me… then she told me she put them there so I knew where they were and so my dad didn’t see them. My mom rocks. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444.md?page=3)