# Condoms **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444 "2008-11-02T01:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/61 "2008-11-02T19:17:32Z")
lmao me n my gf went thru all that work and were all snky about buying them and we never even ended up using them, big waste of money :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/62 "2008-11-02T19:36:15Z")
:tup: to beck. I’m not exactly sure why you are made out to be such a horrible person, but +karma from me. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/63 "2008-11-02T19:56:04Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > IF YOUR SELF EMPLOYED WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE A BOSS? IF YOUR SELF EMPLOYED IM SURE YOU CAN TAKE 20$ OUT OF THE BANK TO FIX A FUCKIN BROKEN EXHAUST FLANGE SEEING AS ITS YOUR OWN FUCKIN COMPANY. PROFIT MARGIN? YOUR MAKING 125$. YOUR SPENDING ABOUT 10$ IN GAS. YOUR MAKING 115$ PROFIT. IM PRETTY SURE THERE IS A LARGE MARGIN THERE. YOU’RE A FUCKIN IDIOT. Haha I wish the exaust cost 20$ wow you fail at being a mechanic too. It was broke right at the flange, so the entire downpipe which was one piece with cat needed to be replaced, which was over 300$ and not worth it in a beater. I wasnt going to take the work truck and get 15mpg to sell a phone. you clearly offered 100$ for the phone, meaning it would have been 85$ profit, apposed to the 100$ I made on it. You should think for a second if your too poor to pay asking price when at the time the phone was still over 200$ new, shouldnt you have made the drive? My exact point for not meeting you, I just wasnt trying to be a total dick to you. I could have said god your poor make the drive you low balling piece of shit. Except if I did shit like that, my trader rating would look something like yours. And yes When your being contracted to do X job and hiring people to do the work. The person who contracted you to do X job and find all the people ect is your boss. Your failing here. Everyone should pm you for 20$ exaust fixes tho. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/64 "2008-11-02T19:57:37Z")
Ever try pooping into a condom? that would be weird ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/65 "2008-11-02T20:12:55Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > Haha I wish the exaust cost 20$ wow you fail at being a mechanic too. It was broke right at the flange, so the entire downpipe which was one piece with cat needed to be replaced, which was over 300$ and not worth it in a beater. > I wasnt going to take the work truck and get 15mpg to sell a phone. > you clearly offered 100$ for the phone, meaning it would have been 85$ profit, apposed to the 100$ I made on it. > You should think for a second if your too poor to pay asking price when at the time the phone was still over 200$ new, shouldnt you have made the drive? My exact point for not meeting you, I just wasnt trying to be a total dick to you. I could have said god your poor make the drive you low balling piece of shit. Except if I did shit like that, my trader rating would look something like yours. > > And yes When your being contracted to do X job and hiring people to do the work. > The person who contracted you to do X job and find all the people ect is your boss. > Your failing here. Everyone should pm you for 20$ exaust fixes tho. get a flange and weld it on yourself fggt its really not that hard. And i offered you 100$ as a start, then you said no iwant 125, ok whatever. BUT then you want me to drive fuckin 40min to meet you at a tops that you live right next to? If your so fuckin rich that you can buy 2 trucks cash then why do you care about 15mpg or a difference of 25$ lol? your a complete fuckin idiot, alls you do is contradict yourself. congrats on ur trader rating? i dont give a fuck about mine. ive bought and sold a lot more shit since this “trader rating” came out, idgaf about it neither do the people im dealing with. AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CONDOMS SHUT THE FUCK UP ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/66 "2008-11-02T20:21:02Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CONDOMS SHUT THE FUCK UP pot meet kettle! only one of the trucks was for me, except you can’t read , or talk shit online because you fail. In condom related news, condoms are massivly cheaper at wegmans than they are at tops and rite aid. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/67 "2008-11-02T20:24:20Z")
im not trying to talk shit online or be cool. you dont go to any meets, you dont even have a car. your life is work (if you really do have a job) and then nyspeed. :tup: its done. but you can go ahead and try to be siq and have the last word. go ahead ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/68 "2008-11-02T20:34:08Z")
> [@95LS1t](#): > > you dont even have a car. LOL I’ve bought 4 vehicles in the last month I’ve got plenty of winter projects. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/69 "2008-11-02T20:39:59Z")
karter, why are you so poor fat and dumb People like you have made this economy fail. edit: post your builds ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/70 "2008-11-02T22:44:44Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > LOL i lost it at the 5’10 part. > > I’m 6’5’’ buddy, Never posted pics. Next time beck goes long winded he should probably get some relevent shit. > How bad do you have to suck to go from being a mod to permabanned? > Being 5’10 200lbs would actually be pretty decent tho. > > lol@ 95ls1t. that was a joke meaning I cause people to break keyboards, ask 2turboz. 😃 > > I need to get some sunglasses for the lime light 😃 I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren’t like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion… especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu Bibjano; AKA the trial of life. Until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you’re hard and shit but guess what pal… you aren’t. Now go grow some namibian genes and we’ll talk about this shit for real. Not to mention that in my last life I was an Australian red-back spider. Not only were my ancestors living with criminals every day, but not only is my poison enough to make you wish you were biting your own testicles with the force of a dozen cows falling from a trampoline after jumping off of a house, but I am watching you right now. My dream is your worst nightmare, I’ve been around for a while and I’ve seen plenty of faggots like you, you’re all the same. All of you faggots want to be recognized because you’re good at making fun of people over the internet, but one of these days I’ll find you making some chicken gumbo at your house and you’ll get to find out what the true meaning of balls in the ass is. Now shut the fuck up and never type any of your cock-fag, horseshit garbage in any thread on this forum. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/71 "2008-11-02T22:51:31Z")
meh ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/72 "2008-11-02T23:11:46Z")
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**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/73 "2008-11-02T23:31:02Z")
[Worlds largest condom](http://www.wowomg.com/new/) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/74 "2008-11-02T23:31:33Z")
damn you! ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/75 "2008-11-02T23:33:24Z")
LOL Fuck ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/76 "2008-11-02T23:39:20Z")
> [@psychopjv](#): > > oh no. back in the early stages of my relationship (now at almost 8 yrs) the woman and i went into walgreens for the 36 pack. They didn’t ring up. Cool ass dude behind the counter goes “i hate to do this but i have no choice.” “Can i get a price check on the 36 pack of trojans with spermicidal jelly.” I simply said “it’s not a problem i know i’m having a good time tonight.” Few females in line giggled and i went on my way. The g/f can verfiy this story also, as she was with me. LOL i got something along these lines Go to the store to get the ex a prego test. She didnt get her period bla bla bla we all know how these things go. Walk up to the counter and the girl looks all flustated, she looks at me and is just like wow you would not believe the day ive been having. I toss the box on the counter look at her and am like yeaaaa tell me about it. LOL Faster forward to the night kick bitch down the stairs all ends well. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/77 "2008-11-02T23:39:44Z")
> [@Sexy Time](#): > > Ever try pooping into a condom? that would be weird HAHAHAHA WHAT? ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/78 "2008-11-03T02:59:00Z")
wow how can a thread go from being about a simple thing such as condoms to an all out car forum war between 2 people ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/79 "2008-11-03T03:15:07Z")
Anyone see any foxes in here? Shit. Can anyone say that they met JustKarter and can confirm that he sucks enough to justify such awesome attacks? lol ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/80 "2008-11-03T04:58:51Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Anyone see any foxes in here? > > Shit. Can anyone say that they met JustKarter and can confirm that he sucks enough to justify such awesome attacks? lol I can. Trust me, people who can “buy two trucks with cash” don’t act the way he does. I meet people who really can all day. The last thing they would do, is brag about it on a message board…and bring it up multiple times to prove a point. Plus, who cares? $40k, isn’t _that_ much money. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444.md?page=5)