# Condoms **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444 "2008-11-02T01:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/81 "2008-11-03T05:08:33Z")
Word. Flame away. lol ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/82 "2008-11-03T05:15:58Z")
I don’t use them so I don’t have this issue. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/83 "2008-11-03T05:32:39Z")
I wish there were internet condoms to prevent the AIDS in this thread from spreading from all the cock-swinging that’s going on. ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/84 "2008-11-03T06:21:06Z")
[quote=Just Karter;1148488 no wonder theres so many poorly raised kids running around, people like you think getting married is a license to pro create.[/quote] Who are you to call the kettle black? ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/85 "2008-11-03T06:36:40Z")
Ooohh beck!!! Do bearfantasy.txt next! ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/86 "2008-11-03T06:55:39Z")
> [@walter](#): > > Ooohh beck!!! Do bearfantasy.txt next! :roflpicard: ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/87 "2008-11-03T07:36:43Z")
Wow this thread took an interesting turn. I don’t fear buying them in Buffalo. I agree with finding the hottest cashier. I got a laugh one night when I went in and bought condoms, margarita mix, ice cream, and ice. As I was walking out I thought, wow did that look bad. My parents live in Rochester so I fear buying them there after one incident. I was home from college for the weekend. I decided to run to Wegmans to grab some things. I had a hand basket with the 36 size box of condoms and various other things like toothpaste and contact solution. I bumped into my mom as I was walking around and she was like “Oh Ill pay for your stuff and took my basket.” The look on her face as she took the stuff out and put it on the cashier cart was priceless. Than it occured to me that the cute cashier was scanning my condoms as I was standing there with my mom. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/88 "2008-11-03T07:48:19Z")
I really can’t understand the grief people go through about buying condoms. What’s funny is that it’s usually the people who really should just be proud as fuck they are actually getting laid. Before halloween, I had to buy lipstick for a costume. I strolled through the makeup aisle, not having a clue what I was looking at, and asked a random girl to help me find the brightest red lipstick they had. Great conversation starter… Then at the register, I bought the lipstick… and gum. When the cashier looked at me funny, I told her I didn’t even need gum, I just didn’t want to ONLY buy lipstick. She laughed the rest of the time I was there haha. /attempt to get back OT. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/89 "2008-11-03T07:50:10Z")
we get it, you occasionally have sex. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/90 "2008-11-03T07:51:41Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > I really can’t understand the grief people go through about buying condoms. What’s funny is that it’s usually the people who really should just be proud as fuck they are actually getting laid. > > Before halloween, I had to buy lipstick for a costume. I strolled through the makeup aisle, not having a clue what I was looking at, and asked a random girl to help me find the brightest red lipstick they had. Great conversation starter… > > Then at the register, I bought the lipstick… and gum. When the cashier looked at me funny, I told her I didn’t even need gum, I just didn’t want to ONLY buy lipstick. She laughed the rest of the time I was there haha. > > /attempt to get back OT. How the heck does you buying lipstick have anything to do with condoms? lol ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/91 "2008-11-03T08:43:22Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Word. Flame away. lol x2… go nuts BECK!!! I love reading this, I’m laughing my ass off ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/92 "2008-11-03T08:44:48Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Wow this thread took an interesting turn. > > I don’t fear buying them in Buffalo. I agree with finding the hottest cashier. I got a laugh one night when I went in and bought condoms, margarita mix, ice cream, and ice. As I was walking out I thought, wow did that look bad. > > My parents live in Rochester so I fear buying them there after one incident. I was home from college for the weekend. I decided to run to Wegmans to grab some things. I had a hand basket with the 36 size box of condoms and various other things like toothpaste and contact solution. I bumped into my mom as I was walking around and she was like “Oh Ill pay for your stuff and took my basket.” The look on her face as she took the stuff out and put it on the cashier cart was priceless. Than it occured to me that the cute cashier was scanning my condoms as I was standing there with my mom. I missed this, :carnut ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/93 "2008-11-03T08:47:13Z")
I bought hangars, rubber gloves and vaseline one time. Sadly, I needed to clean my clothes, help my parents stain some molding. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/94 "2008-11-03T09:34:13Z")
ROFL ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/95 "2008-11-03T09:37:35Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Wow this thread took an interesting turn. > > I don’t fear buying them in Buffalo. I agree with finding the hottest cashier. I got a laugh one night when I went in and bought condoms, margarita mix, ice cream, and ice. As I was walking out I thought, wow did that look bad. > > My parents live in Rochester so I fear buying them there after one incident. I was home from college for the weekend. I decided to run to Wegmans to grab some things. I had a hand basket with the 36 size box of condoms and various other things like toothpaste and contact solution. I bumped into my mom as I was walking around and she was like “Oh Ill pay for your stuff and took my basket.” The look on her face as she took the stuff out and put it on the cashier cart was priceless. Than it occured to me that the cute cashier was scanning my condoms as I was standing there with my mom. omg, LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/96 "2008-11-03T10:25:54Z")
> [@walter](#): > > Ooohh beck!!! Do bearfantasy.txt next! Just for you. It’s always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she’s tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he’s had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He’s doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I’m just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won’t hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn’t for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I’m trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That’s what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He’s cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It’s undescribable. He’s mating with me, he’s claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there’s no more room for his cum. It’s dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It’s more than I ever expected. It’s heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/97 "2008-11-03T10:52:49Z")
:spunk: thanks I needed that! ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/98 "2008-11-03T11:11:44Z")
Bearfantasy.txt just doesn’t give me a rager anymore. Hmph. and why would anyone be nervous buying condoms? Sallys. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/99 "2008-11-03T11:15:20Z")
i just want to see pictures of just karter and his residence LOL ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444/100 "2008-11-03T11:15:31Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > How the heck does you buying lipstick have anything to do with condoms? lol Moral of the story : Who cares what you’re are buying when the check out girl is either a 17 year old high school girl that probably thinks it’s cool, or a 65 year old lady that wouldn’t give a shit if you were checking out an over sized anal dildo. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condoms/57444.md?page=4)