# Congrats to Onefastmonkey!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 24, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246 "2012-05-24T05:55:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/21 "2012-05-24T16:44:35Z")

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> [@Quattro Krant](#):
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> Congrats! You poor bastard, I _FINALLY_ got my 6 month old sleeping through the night about a month ago, I’d loose it with 3 babies at once. I’ve got some baby wipes you can have for free-thry didn’t agree with my sons ass-pretty much a whole case.

That being said, DON’T SHAKE YOUR BABIES. Seriously there will be times when you think you are going to go insane when they are crying, just go out to the garage or something.  
Just to be clear: shaking babies is bad. lol

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**Author:** ![MrSmith](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsmith/32/5254_2.png) [@MrSmith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSmith)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/22 "2012-05-24T17:52:44Z")

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Congrats… as a father of one: good luck.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/23 "2012-05-24T21:19:40Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> That being said, DON’T SHAKE YOUR BABIES. Seriously there will be times when you think you are going to go insane when they are crying, just go out to the garage or something.  
> Just to be clear: shaking babies is bad. lol

Couldn’t have said it better myself. I thought I didnt get sleep with 3 month old twins… Good luck my man. Just remember to walk away when you need a break.Get yourself a heavy bag. Works wonders.

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**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/24 "2012-05-25T10:31:03Z")

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> [@08GT500](#):
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> Get yourself a heavy bag.

I’m stumped. Are you talking about a punching bag?

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**Author:** ![piratemosh666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/piratemosh666/32/6116_2.png) [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/25 "2012-05-25T10:46:46Z")

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Dafuq? Wow. It takes a real man to make three boys…especially all at once. Congratulations, and good luck (and may the patience be with you).

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/26 "2012-05-25T13:05:29Z")

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> [@Quattro Krant](#):
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> I’m stumped. Are you talking about a punching bag?

Si Senor

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/27 "2012-05-26T11:30:50Z")

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Congrats! A friend who has twin girls always says he doesn’t know what only having one is like so for him, two at once is normal!

But yeah that sleep thing is gonna be rough! I hope you were smart and had a diaper party! We didn’t buy any diapers for the first five months.

Best idea ever!

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/28 "2012-05-27T19:52:09Z")

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Congrats man!

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**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-onefastmonkey/223246/29 "2012-05-27T20:12:18Z")

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Thanks everyone. Writing my triplet story now. Stay tuned.

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