# Conversation while taking a SHIT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 22, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331 "2009-02-22T17:40:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/1 "2009-02-22T17:40:17Z")
One day in the restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’ I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine.’ And the other guy says: ‘So what are you up to?’ What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.’ At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’ Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, ‘No…I’m a little busy right now!!!’ Then I hear the guy say nervously… 'Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/2 "2009-02-22T18:09:12Z")
thats great ,i have done the same thing also …somtimes ya canttell ---
**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/3 "2009-02-22T18:16:49Z")
Yeah ive done this just not in a stall. But i agree whenever i need to call someone i usually dont do it till im on the crapper. Yes kramer almost everytime i call you lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/4 "2009-02-22T18:33:02Z")
And this is why I hate those fucking bluetooths. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/5 "2009-02-22T18:33:49Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/6 "2009-02-22T19:16:40Z")
That is some serious fail right there!! ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/7 "2009-02-22T19:33:32Z")
Lmao hvcc?? ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/8 "2009-02-22T19:44:28Z")
Pics or it didn’t happen ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/9 "2009-02-22T19:47:57Z")
i lol’d ---
**Author:** ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/10 "2009-02-22T19:52:05Z")
I got this email 10 years ago. Funny jazz. ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/11 "2009-02-22T20:21:49Z")
i will openly start talking to someone who takes a shit next to me in a public bathroom just to weird them out…seriously, do you really think you’ll bump into the same person? not to mention they wont know what you look like lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/12 "2009-02-23T05:24:13Z")
ppl at my work talk on the shitter all the goddamn time. i try to make some sort of a noise or flush so the other person hears theyre in the john ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/13 "2009-02-23T05:48:25Z")
> [@anybody ever sell a car on ebay?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-ever-sell-a-car-on-ebay/14635/7): > > ppl at my work talk on the shitter all the goddamn time. i try to make some sort of a noise or flush so the other person hears theyre in the john Some people don’t care. This one guy at work doesn’t ‘keep it down’ when he’s on the phone. He openly rips ass, takes the browns to the swimming pool, and flush’s while on the phone. Just about every day. His folks don’t seem to give a crap, no pun intended. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/14 "2009-02-23T05:56:11Z")
HAHA, yea. i just play my DS on the shitter, so far I have managed to avoid using the mic on it for games while in there. but sometimes you have to yell at it, or blow hard at it to play a game. usually i turn the sound off though, i dont want ppl walking in and hearing me playing metal slug or something. ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/15 "2009-02-23T06:05:40Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/476): > > HAHA, yea. i just play my DS on the shitter, so far I have managed to avoid using the mic on it for games while in there. but sometimes you have to yell at it, or blow hard at it to play a game. usually i turn the sound off though, i dont want ppl walking in and hearing me playing metal slug or something. playin metal slug n droppin a slug! lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/16 "2009-02-23T07:48:00Z")
hell yes! ![http://revolutionmedia.ign.com/revolution/image/article/704/704020/snk-slugs-wii-20060501030109600-000.jpg](http://revolutionmedia.ign.com/revolution/image/article/704/704020/snk-slugs-wii-20060501030109600-000.jpg) love hittin em with the frying pan. just goes PANG! ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/17 "2009-02-23T10:15:45Z")
Chris im really getting annoyed with u posting this shit u read off another forum and saying that this actually happened to u. please stop and trying being more original. kthnxbai! ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/18 "2009-02-23T10:16:41Z")
i dont think he was. its an old joke. ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/19 "2009-02-24T12:48:42Z")
idk but its funny as hell ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331/20 "2009-02-24T18:49:32Z")
> [@My Brakes, Pooped the Bed.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-brakes-pooped-the-bed/14647/17): > > Chris im really getting annoyed with u posting this shit u read off another forum and saying that this actually happened to u. please stop and trying being more original. > > kthnxbai! I never said it happened to me? By reading it you should be able to tell it’s a joke. Not my style of writing anyway. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conversation-while-taking-a-shit/242331.md?page=2)