# Coolest. Crappers. Ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 6, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628 "2008-06-06T07:31:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/1 "2008-06-06T07:31:09Z")
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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/2 "2008-06-06T07:43:28Z")
hahaha. cool. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/3 "2008-06-06T07:57:04Z")
meh. not very attrative. Innovative? yeah, i guess. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/4 "2008-06-06T08:14:34Z")
looks to low for my liking i like to swing my feet ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/5 "2008-06-06T08:16:37Z")
i would pee in the sink. ---
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/6 "2008-06-06T08:19:10Z")
Is the top thing a shower Maybe? Because then you could really multi task. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/7 "2008-06-06T08:19:40Z")
So what happens when you need to take a shit, and you find that the sink is jammed. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/8 "2008-06-06T08:20:28Z")
^you grab a spatula and hope that the pod above the sink isn’t jammed ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/9 "2008-06-06T08:23:08Z")
Way to over analyze a cool crapper. :roll2: Here how about this? > Toto Washlet S400 > Add this $1,400 Toto Washlet S400 toilet seat to your existing potty, and you get a carwash for your butt. When it’s time for cleanup, a tiny spraying wand sneaks out to rinse your nether regions with soothing warm water, and then a blow dryer completes the task. Control that and a lot more with its wall-mounted remote, and it opens and closes the seat automagically for you, too. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/10 "2008-06-06T08:29:50Z")
i am going to pick one othe these up for the new house. [http://www.china-bathrooms.com/faucets/hidden\_toilets\_tanks.htm](http://www.china-bathrooms.com/faucets/hidden_toilets_tanks.htm) [http://www.livinghouse.co.uk/acatalog/Concealed\_Toilet\_Cisterns\_and\_Bathroom\_Frame\_Kits.html](http://www.livinghouse.co.uk/acatalog/Concealed_Toilet_Cisterns_and_Bathroom_Frame_Kits.html) ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/11 "2008-06-06T08:30:55Z")
^^ i like how they are in the wall like that i got a wife for this…carwash for your butt. When it’s time for cleanup, a tiny spraying wand sneaks out to rinse your nether regions with soothing warm water, and then a blow dryer completes the task… but i like it ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/12 "2008-06-06T13:07:13Z")
lol looks like your shitting on the bottom of a cam shaft… ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/13 "2008-06-06T14:02:05Z")
ide be content with a waterfall urinal. ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coolest-crappers-ever/49628/14 "2008-06-06T14:57:39Z")
> [@croyishurr](#): > > lol looks like your shitting on the bottom of a cam shaft… I actually just spit beer onto my lap. Nicely.