# Cops don't like NY Speed Shirt
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 5, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512 "2007-10-05T12:52:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@dtvburns](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dtvburns)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/1 "2007-10-05T12:52:40Z")
I should have known better than to go driving around town with my NY speed shirt.
I know I was going a little (relative statement) fast, well within in my range for control (another relative statement). I pulled into my drive way went into the house kicked off my shoes, got a loaf a bread to make a sandwich when I heard a screech in the drive way and heard a car door slam. It was a local detective who had seen me driving and was looking for me. Had I not been going back out I bet I could have pulled the car into the garage and never had to hear the lecture about my driving and a couple other things he could not prove.
Then he saw my NYSPEED shirt. He then insisted I must have a lot of tickets, one six years ago, and that there is probably warrant out for my arrest. I proceeded to tell him there was not a warrant and that I had not had a ticket in over five years. That is when he told me he could tell I was lieing and called in my drivers license number… guess what, I was not lieing. :burnin:He was a little pissed, and embarrassed, he told me he would be watching me and to buy a bicycle if I did not have one because he would catch me and take my license away. What a dick. However I will drive a little nicer for a while to let him cool off.
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/2 "2007-10-05T12:56:08Z")
“Huh, I wasn’t out driving, I lost my keys yesterday, my parents are pissed that they can’t park in the garage, I just had to walk to the store :hold up sammich: to get this peanut butter, because last night my dog and I…”
::cop slowly walks away::
🙂
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/3 "2007-10-05T12:57:13Z")
wow what an asshole. and what town was this now?
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### Author:  [@1BADGPGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BADGPGT)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/4 "2007-10-05T12:58:41Z")
:gotme: just stop driving like an ass. Done.:picard:
Now watch this detective with a hard on spread the word that all NYSpeed drivers, drive like assholes
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### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/5 "2007-10-05T12:59:10Z")
[quote=“yeamabu,post:3,topic:36512"”]
wow what an asshole. and what town was this now?
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im assuming somewhere near or in batavia going by his location status.
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### Author:  [@95xbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95xbird)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/6 "2007-10-05T13:00:09Z")
GTI’s can go fast?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/7 "2007-10-05T13:02:17Z")
And there’s why I won’t put an NYSpeed sticker on a vehicle.
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/8 "2007-10-05T13:09:03Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:7,topic:36512"”]
And there’s why I won’t put an NYSpeed sticker on a vehicle.
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
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God that place sounds so cool. :drama2:
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### Author:  [@dtvburns](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dtvburns)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/9 "2007-10-05T13:09:42Z")
[quote=“1BADGPGT,post:4,topic:36512"”]
:gotme: just stop driving like an ass. Done.:picard:
Now watch this detective with a hard on spread the word that all NYSpeed drivers, drive like assholes
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I prefer “well meaning ass” or “fast ass_hole”_
Batavia is the town and coming from Chicago it is cool ;). This town is not even the big enough to be poor attendance at a Cubs game.
I did not claim I lost my keys because I truly did not know what he was talking about.
I still do like the shirt. It is a great conversation starter when I am out west bar hopping.
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/10 "2007-10-05T13:12:44Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:7,topic:36512"”]
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
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ahahahahahuewbrbrr93-; kdfnqsqs2
🤣
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### Author:  [@dtvburns](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dtvburns)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/11 "2007-10-05T13:14:32Z")
[quote=“95xbird,post:6,topic:36512"”]
GTI’s can go fast?
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It’s red it just looks fast…
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### Author:  [@95xbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95xbird)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/12 "2007-10-05T13:16:18Z")
[quote=“dtvburns,post:11,topic:36512"”]
It’s red it just looks fast…
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:tup:
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### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/13 "2007-10-05T13:17:30Z")
so wait…you guys are hitting on dawn? not making fun of her?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/14 "2007-10-05T13:18:04Z")
Hey dtvburns are you the guy I met at an auto-x at ECCN this summer? Around May I think?
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/15 "2007-10-05T13:20:15Z")
[quote=“K Cuv,post:13,topic:36512"”]
so wait…you guys are hitting on dawn? not making fun of her?
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:funny:
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### Author:  [@1BADGPGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BADGPGT)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/16 "2007-10-05T13:23:04Z")
The infamous Dawn…someday I’m gonna meet you. Then my curiosity will end. lol
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### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/17 "2007-10-05T13:25:11Z")
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### Author:  [@1BADGPGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BADGPGT)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/18 "2007-10-05T13:26:46Z")
So, shes cute heh? Hmmm
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/19 "2007-10-05T13:28:42Z")
[quote=“bobbyg1243,post:5,topic:36512"”]
im assuming somewhere near or in batavia going by his location status.
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yeah sorry im at work and just replyed real fast before i went on the phone. noticed that after i posted it.
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### Author:  [@1BADGPGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BADGPGT)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-dont-like-ny-speed-shirt/36512/20 "2007-10-05T13:35:25Z")
Thats an awsome town…I ran into a pair of young kids driving a C6 vette. Thought they were bad ass in there vette and ended up chalking up a loss. ;).
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