# Cops have the WORST timeing **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 15, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450 "2005-10-15T23:44:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/1 "2005-10-15T23:44:09Z")
yeah so me and the gf went to see A History of Violence (awsome flick but shity ending) anywho, were in my car in the back of a parking lot for a concervacy thing by brothers of mercy and the cops spotlight us, so she starts throwin cloths on, (wasnt totaly naked, but close ;)). The cop asks for our ids blah blah, then checks out my car, stares at my busted up headlight, then checks my inspection sticker that is 3 months overdue, to make things worse i was cleaning my car and left my insurance and regie at home, so i got like no proof the car is mine. Then he spots my firehelmet, walks away, comes back, “ok guys find somwhere else, have a good night”. so i was like sweeeet and i was outie lol. moral of the story, :tdown: to cop bustin me getin my mac on, :tup: to ignoring the 5 tickets he could have gave me lol. ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/2 "2005-10-15T23:48:12Z")
I’m gonna buy a fire-hat off ebay and carry it in my car… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/3 "2005-10-15T23:51:11Z")
dude seriously, just carrying my gear in my car gets me off soooo muc shit lol. I got like the best luck with cops, i passed a trooper and a sheriff on county a few days ago doin 70 in a 45, i did the 2 finger wave from the steering wheel…didnt even turn his car on lol. damn im good. also, bout 3 weeks ago me and silvergtp were in my kaa goin down the blvd, 80 in a 45 and passed a trooper on a side road…he just went along on his merry way. ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/4 "2005-10-16T00:00:46Z")
somebody post the pic of teh azn doing his woman w/ the crazy look on their faces… ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/5 "2005-10-16T00:07:39Z")
I almost got busted in the mall parking lot:mamoru: and the movie theatre, and the beach, and…damn im a nympho ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/6 "2005-10-16T00:22:16Z")
best thing is shes doing an internship for the popos lmfao ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/7 "2005-10-16T00:46:51Z")
holla! this is why i bought a place. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/8 "2005-10-16T05:45:48Z")
:bsflag: vids or nothing foo > [@Jack](#): > > True story - > > The cop ran their IDs and found out the GF was his sister… and was so disgusted, let him go ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/9 "2005-10-16T06:49:07Z")
dude, get a cheap hotel room ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/10 "2005-10-16T09:56:19Z")
> [@AKA-FERRARI](#): > > dude, get a cheap hotel room im poor, my rents were home and she didint wanna wait…what was i suppose to do? shes freakin hot ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/11 "2005-10-16T09:58:22Z")
pics or ban. or you can pm me her myspace…i know she has a myspace. come to think of it…pm me your myspace…i have no idea what it is. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/12 "2005-10-16T10:39:17Z")
good story, i like having sex in my car even though i have an apartment. never been busted tho, way to get off, the ticket i mean. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/13 "2005-10-16T11:06:34Z")
> [@Bigairskier1580](#): > > I’m gonna buy a fire-hat off ebay and carry it in my car… i 2nd that… nyspeed group buy of fire helmets in progress? ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cops-have-the-worst-timeing/3450/14 "2005-10-16T11:22:30Z")
i can prolly get a group discount lol