# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/1 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
stolen word for word from [sportriders.org](http://sportriders.org) 😃 > **Corrupt A Wish** > Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here. > > Write a wish. > The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence to it… > (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. > > Example: > 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. > 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Then make your wish. so… I wish I had a job with career potential. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/2 "2007-11-07T05:17:59Z")
And now you are assistant manager at Burger King. I wish I had a million dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/3 "2007-11-07T05:23:41Z")
[quote=“sureshot007,post:2,topic:38337"”] And now you are assistant manager at Burger King. I wish I had a million dollars. [/quote] granted, but its in monopoly money… I wish it wasn’t raining again today… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/4 "2007-11-07T05:24:38Z")
and instead it is snowing… I wish I wasn’t at work ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/5 "2007-11-07T05:25:57Z")
granted. instead you are in the hospital in a coma. I wish it was Friday. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/6 "2007-11-07T05:29:35Z")
poof! It’s Friday, but you have been called in to work Saturday and Sunday. I wish I had some food. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/7 "2007-11-07T05:54:30Z")
Too bad all I have is a Big Mac. I wish I could ski. ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/8 "2007-11-07T05:56:17Z")
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:7,topic:38337"”] Too bad all I have is a Big Mac. I wish I could ski. [/quote] granted but your sleeping between 2 naked men. i wish the kids would sleep longer ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/9 "2007-11-07T06:05:25Z")
Your kids are now taking a dirt nap. I wish I didn’t have to go to class right now. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/10 "2007-11-07T06:07:23Z")
granted, but you have to go make frys at mcdonalds. i wish i was out of debt. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/11 "2007-11-07T06:23:01Z")
Granted, but you now have to work 18 hours a day for the rest of your life. I wish I was on a cruise. ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/12 "2007-11-07T06:24:41Z")
granted, but it’s the titanic I wish I could run a mile in 5 minutes ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/13 "2007-11-07T07:25:56Z")
Granted, but now you live in Kenya and weigh 115 pounds. I wish I could drink beer at work. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/14 "2007-11-07T07:27:35Z")
Granted, but you work at a gay bar… I wish it was 70 and sunny out and i had the day off from work ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/15 "2007-11-07T07:52:26Z")
Granted, but you are now homeless and living on the streets with no food or water. I wish I had a 2008 red volvo S40. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/16 "2007-11-07T07:56:04Z")
Granted, but it’s financed at 9% for 84 months. I wish I could find the network drive I need to get to. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/17 "2007-11-07T08:17:43Z")
Found it, but so did your boss, and he fires you after discovering your gay porn collection on company computers. I wish I could loose 20 lbs. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/18 "2007-11-07T08:26:25Z")
Congrats! You lost 20 lbs and gained 85 lbs back! I wish my dog didn’t wake me up at 6 a.m. every morning. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/19 "2007-11-07T08:27:54Z")
Granted. 5am. I wish I had Mustang. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/20 "2007-11-07T08:29:33Z")
And a horse appears in your garage. With a mullet headed cowboy on it. I wish they made cool velcro sneakers. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=2)