# Corrupt A Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 10
### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/181 "2007-11-09T08:02:49Z")
ha.
granted, but you’re computer monitor broke.
I wish my dog would shit outside for once.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/182 "2007-11-09T08:13:44Z")
granted, but the shit is in your tent.
i wish my dog would let itself out and not escape from my yard everytime i “fix” her escape routes.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/183 "2007-11-09T08:30:14Z")
Granted, but now because of the increased intelligence, it realized that living under human command isn’t what it wants, and decides to take over the home, locking you out and stealing you hopes and wishes.
I wish my house wasn’t so damn cold today
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/184 "2007-11-09T08:40:40Z")
Granted, but your house was moved to the middle of the costa rican rain forest.
I wish my lunch was done heating up.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/185 "2007-11-09T08:47:54Z")
Granted, but you forgot to set the temperature and now you have to wait for it to cool down.
I wish I was a power ranger (hahah…this will be good.)
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/186 "2007-11-09T08:52:57Z")
granted
I wish I had 4 monitors instead of 2
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/187 "2007-11-09T09:27:59Z")
granted, but they are permanently filled with gay porn.
I wish I had a 50 inch LCD
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/188 "2007-11-09T09:30:27Z")
Man, Peter North looks HUGE on that 50"…especially since that’s the only image that will ever show on it.
I wish my clutch would magically change itself.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/189 "2007-11-09T09:30:50Z")
granted, but the magic put in the wrong clutch
I wish I had a brand new dr. pepper, not contaminated with anything
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/190 "2007-11-09T09:35:48Z")
[quote=“boardjnky4,post:189,topic:38337"”]
granted, but the magic put in the wrong clutch
I wish I had a brand new dr. pepper, not contaminated with anything
[/quote]
Granted, but it’s frozen.
I wish my car was fast
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/191 "2007-11-09T09:50:17Z")
Granted. It has 700 whp with a few extra mods such as a broken steering column, cut brake lines, and “SURPRISE” painted on the airbag
I wish I didn’t have to take this damn test on Monday.
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/192 "2007-11-09T09:51:04Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:190,topic:38337"”]
Granted, but it’s frozen.
I wish my car was fast
[/quote]
Granted. You now own youknowthis’s gti
I wish my wrx had a DCCD
EDIT: danm you zong
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/193 "2007-11-09T09:58:28Z")
Granted sedl, but it’s set to 99F/1R plus/minus 1%
I wish sedlmeier didn’t fuck up this thread
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/194 "2007-11-12T05:29:03Z")
granted, but nobody will post in it for days…
i wish i had not left my car in the street last nite.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/195 "2007-11-12T05:35:11Z")
granted, but ur driveway is made of quicksand.
I wish i had the whole week off of work and school.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/196 "2007-11-12T05:42:26Z")
Isn’t unemployment great?
I wish that I had breakfast.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/197 "2007-11-12T06:11:14Z")
Granted, enjoy your breakfast. This will be the only meal you eat all week.
I wish ice cream wasn’t fattening.
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### Author:  [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/198 "2007-11-12T06:19:53Z")
granted but your still fat
i wish i could have sex with a fat chick
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/199 "2007-11-12T08:29:19Z")
uh, granted? (is there really a way to make it worse?)
I wish I had change for a $20
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/200 "2007-11-12T08:35:22Z")
[quote=“sureshot007,post:199,topic:38337"”]
uh, granted? (is there really a way to make it worse?)
I wish I had change for a $20
[/quote]
granted, its all pennies
i wish it wasnt getting cold out
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