# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/221 "2010-09-24T10:11:21Z")
Granted, but now you are quadriplegic. I wish I had another me to pawn all my work off on. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/222 "2010-09-24T10:12:44Z")
Granted. The other you got bored and killed someone and you will get blamed. I wish it was summer all year round in Buffalo. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/223 "2010-09-24T10:16:34Z")
GRANTED: You’ve got heat stroke Wish I could get someone to buy my house. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/224 "2010-09-24T10:19:41Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Granted. The other you got bored and killed someone and you will get blamed. > > I wish it was summer all year round in Buffalo. Granted. Its summer year round in Blo but you’re developed an allergic reaction to the sun. Enjoy the rain. I wish I was un-fired. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/225 "2010-09-24T10:21:32Z")
Granted. Now get to work. I wish I had lots of energy. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/226 "2010-09-24T10:22:02Z")
edit: i’m too slow, fuck it ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/227 "2010-09-24T10:35:11Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Granted. Now get to work. > > I wish I had lots of energy. Granted, Now you must sit thtough a 12 hr marathon HAZOP meeting for a coffee maker. I wish I was a baller ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/228 "2010-09-24T10:36:44Z")
![http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/xnotoriousfobx/Decorated%20images/1280482430_making-it-rain.gif](http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/xnotoriousfobx/Decorated%20images/1280482430_making-it-rain.gif) Granted you’re so baller you’re actually a ball. I wish I ruled the world. ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/229 "2010-09-24T11:20:06Z")
Granted, you just were overthrown. I wish I played in the NHL. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/230 "2010-09-24T11:23:32Z")
> [@livin4hockey](#): > > Granted, you just were overthrown. > > I wish I played in the NHL. Granted. You just stopped a slapshot with your balls. I wish I won the lotto. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/231 "2010-09-24T11:30:39Z")
Granted. Everyone you’ve ever met now hates you. I wish I had a sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/232 "2010-09-24T11:36:15Z")
Granted, but now the sandwich is eating you. I wish I had enough drive to finish my degree ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/233 "2010-09-24T11:46:16Z")
Blaow! All the drive you need, you are insanely motivated. Buttt… you’re retarded. Good luck with that degree! I wish I had another jr Bacon Cheeseburger MMM. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/234 "2010-09-24T11:54:24Z")
Granted, but you gave it to me. Thanks!! I wish that I didn’t NOT have a million dollars sometimes on Fridays. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/235 "2010-09-24T11:59:49Z")
Granted. You don’t NOT have a million dollars sometimes on Fridays. Unfortunately your accounts are frozen every Friday and the money is wire transferred out at midnight on Saturday. I wish that I could read minds. ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/236 "2010-09-24T12:01:43Z")
Granted, but it only works with gay guys, many of whom may be attracted to you. I wish NY wouldn’t tax the hell out of my paycheck. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/237 "2010-09-24T12:02:59Z")
granted, but you got fired the next day I wish my lowered car didn’t get so scraped up on every bump ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/238 "2010-09-24T12:05:33Z")
Granted, but now your car sits like a 4x4. I wish that NYS would get it’s act together and function like a real state. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/239 "2010-09-24T12:08:27Z")
Granted, but now all of the public school teacher positions have been eliminated. I wish Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Karl Rove were on a plane that crashed on a remote island, Lost style, and they were never heard from again. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/240 "2010-09-24T12:08:36Z")
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